If You Don’t Say It I Will Podcast

After Dark is back… and this time we brought Sam’s ex (or is he?) on to talk about sex 😅

In this episode, we’re answering real questions from a men vs women perspective — no filters, no sugarcoating. From confidence vs skill to what actually makes it good… we said what people usually don’t.

Then we take it even further with a chaotic round of Never Have I Ever 👀

This one gets awkward, funny, and a little too honest.

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In Episode 11, we talk about the Athena Strand trial and why this case hits so close to home for us as moms in Texas. We share our reactions to what’s been presented in court, the parts that disturbed us most, and the real conversations we’re having with our own kids about safety, strangers, boundaries, and trusting your gut. This episode is heavier than usual, but it’s an important one.

Did a group of dolphins really kidnap a man for 3 days and force him to help build an underwater city… led by a dolphin named Gerald? Yeah, that’s the story — and we had to talk about it.

In this episode, we go down the rabbit hole of one of the weirdest stories we’ve ever seen, plus the very real history of government dolphin experiments, military training programs, and the question nobody seems to answer: why are dolphins always involved in the craziest shit?

We also play a savage round of “This or That” that says way too much about us.

If you’re into unhinged conspiracy theories, chaotic opinions, and the kind of conversations that spiral in the best way possible, this one’s for you.

Comment your theory: was this whole thing bullshit… or is Gerald hiding something?

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In Episode 9 of If You Don’t Say It, I Will, we read wild relationship stories, give brutally honest advice, and react exactly how you’d expect us to. From secret kids and obsessed exes to controlling boyfriends and toxic relationship drama, this episode is chaotic from start to finish. Then we completely derail with a word game that goes off the rails fast. If you like unfiltered conversations, real opinions, and laughing at other people’s bad decisions, this one’s for you.

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Welcome back to If You Don’t Say It, I Will 😈

This is our After Dark episode, so yeah… viewer discretion is advised.

In this episode, we’re breaking down:

    •    The DO’S & DON’TS in the bedroom (that nobody is saying out loud 👀)

    •    The biggest mistakes people are making

    •    What actually makes a difference

AND THEN…

We read some of the most unhinged, wild, and straight-up questionable stories from the internet and react to them in real time.

Let’s just say…

Some of y’all should’ve kept this to yourselves 💀

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This week on If You Don’t Say It, I Will, we read some of the most unhinged news stories we could find and honestly… we might be the sane ones.

From a man faking his own kidnapping to avoid a birthday party, to someone firing a gun at a tornado, to a woman suing GEICO after getting an STD in a car — this episode is full chaos from start to finish. Then we switch gears and put our friendship to the test with a brutally honest “how well do you really know me?” game that gets way too real way too fast.

If you like wild stories, best friend banter, dark humor, and absolutely unnecessary honesty, this one’s for you.

In this episode:

Unhinged real news stories

Blind reactions and chaotic commentary

“How well do you know your best friend?” game

Toxic traits, insecurities, hot takes, and way too much honesty

Subscribe for new episodes of If You Don’t Say It, I Will every week.

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Welcome back to If You Don’t Say It, I Will with Sam and Aymee.

This week, we’re telling the story of how a simple mission to get a cat for Sam’s sister somehow turned into one of the weirdest trailer park experiences of our lives. What started as “let’s go catch a cat” turned into foil-covered windows, suspicious stares, random kids popping out of nowhere, getting called the cat patrol, and somehow leaving with a cat anyway.

Then we switch gears and put absolute weirdos on trial in our new segment, Red Flag Court, where the cases are ridiculous, the defenses are even worse, and Judge Sam and Judge Aymee are clearly unqualified.

If you like chaotic storytelling, small-town weirdness, and unfiltered conversations, this one is for you. And yes, keep watching through the end for the bloopers.

In this episode:

    •    the insane trailer park cat story

    •    how we accidentally looked like the “cat patrol”

    •    the cat’s new life after the rescue

    •    Red Flag Court: blind courtroom improv chaos

    •    bloopers at the end

Like, comment, subscribe, and send us your craziest cat story, courtroom story, or random chaotic life moment.

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Relationships aren’t Pinterest boards. They’re messy, loud, evolving, and sometimes confusing as hell.

In this episode, Sam and Aymee get real about:

• Communication struggles in marriage

• Growing at different speeds

• Rebuilding trust after hurt

• Spark vs. safety

• Why commitment is a decision

• Finances, faith, politics, parenting & alignment

• And what actually keeps a relationship alive long term

We talk about losing yourself, finding yourself again, therapy, pride, ego, and what it really means to choose someone when things aren’t easy.

We are not professionals. We are not perfect.

We’re just honest.

And then we lighten it up with an absolutely unhinged “Would You Rather: Marriage Edition” that might expose us more than intended.

If you’re stuck, struggling, rebuilding, questioning, or just trying to make it through your own season — this one’s for you.

Like, subscribe, share, and DM us your chaos.

Welcome to our FIRST After Dark episode… and yes, we went there. 😏

In this episode of If You Don’t Say It, I Will, Sam and Aymee are joined by Sam’s sisters for an unfiltered conversation about men vs women in the bedroom.

We talk about:

• Why men and women experience sex differently

• The “protocol” women wish men understood

• Ego, performance pressure, and orgasm politics

• Foreplay (and why it doesn’t start at 10PM)

• Confidence vs overconfidence

• Jealousy, fantasies, insecurities

• Who’s Most Likely To… (After Dark Edition 👀)

Four women. Two mics. Absolute chaos.

We’re not therapists. We’re not experts. Just married women being honest about intimacy, connection, and what actually works for us.

Drop a comment if something we said resonated with you — and if you want us to read your anonymous stories in the next After Dark episode, send us a DM.

Like, subscribe, and welcome to After Dark. 🔥

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In this episode of If You Don’t Say It, I Will, we’re talking about the recently unsealed court documents connected to Jeffrey Epstein — and how something labeled “conspiracy” for years suddenly became public record.

Before we dive in: We are reacting to publicly released court documents. If a name appears in a filing, that does NOT equal guilt. Association is not conviction. We are not accusing anyone of crimes — we’re discussing what’s documented and how it impacts us as mothers and as people of faith.

This episode isn’t about politics. It’s about power, discernment, and protecting our kids.

We talk about:

• How media narratives shift over time

• Why this hits differently as parents

• The role of faith when confronting evil

• Why awareness matters — but obsession doesn’t

And because we’re still us… we end the episode with a chaotic “Would You Rather: Elite Chaos Edition” game to lighten the mood.

If this episode made you think, feel, or laugh — make sure to like, subscribe, and leave us a review. It helps more than you know.

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