We officially filmed our Halloween episode at night… and chaos broke loose.

From haunted baby monitors and creepy stalker stories to Sam’s mom calling in with real ghost encounters — this one’s a ride.

Oh, and a rat literally ran up the wall mid-recording. We screamed. We cried. We might be possessed.

Then we played our new favorite game: “Possessed or Piece of Sh*t?” where we decide if someone’s demon-level or just toxic.

This episode had everything: jump scares, bad decisions, holy water, and a whole lot of unhinged laughter.

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🪦 Timestamps (optional for SEO):

00:00 – Intro + Halloween chaos

04:12 – Haunted baby monitor story

14:33 – Man at the gate story

26:40 – Sam’s mom calls in with a real ghost story

36:20 – The rat incident (you have to see this 😭)

42:10 – “Possessed or Piece of Sh*t?” game begins

57:15 – Outro + howling laughter and chaos

We watched Monsters: The Ed Gein Story and immediately needed therapy — and microphones.

This week we break down the wildest parts of the Netflix series, the real Ed Gein story, and play the most chaotic game ever: Would You Survive a Horror Movie?

Guest: Rachel (Sam’s sister, aka our chaos twin).

Warning: Cackling, adult language, and dark humor ahead.

👻 New episodes every Tuesday — Happy Halloween, weirdos.

The internet’s wildest feud just hit our microphones. This week, Sam and Aymee dive head-first into the Cardi B vs. Nicki Minaj chaos — every tweet, every insult, every “she said WHAT?!” moment.

From calling out momma-bear boundaries to laughing through the mess, we give our unfiltered take on the drama that broke the internet. Then, we play our most chaotic game yet — What’s in the Box? — where we blindly touch mystery items (and instantly regret it).

PLUS:

💍 Aymee’s engaged!

🐾 Sam’s starting a FeetFinder (yes, really).

🏡 New ranch, new chapter, same unhinged energy.

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About the show:

Two country best friends, one mic, zero filters. Real stories, wild humor, mom moments, and no topic off-limits.

This week we dove headfirst into some of the *wildest roommate horror stories* we could find — from Craigslist chaos to a Shia LaBeouf-obsessed girl to “WTF did I just read?” Reddit confessions. 🫠

And of course… we brought back our fan-favorite game: **Put a Finger Down** (with questions that might expose way too much about us).

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In Episode 17, Sam and Aymee return from hiatus with a mix of chaos and growth. From Riley Green concert stories and signs that almost worked, to grounding with kids, therapy breakthroughs, and reconnecting with God — the girls dive into their healing era.

Then it’s game time: Old Me vs New Me. They test just how “healed” they really are when faced with flirty strangers, crazy exes, and Walmart line-cutters. Spoiler: the spider monkey might still come out.

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Our first-ever call-in guest did not disappoint. Sam’s sister Rachel joined us to tell the craziest dating story you’ve ever heard — it starts with a Facebook Dating match and ends with a reveal that left us all speechless. 🚩

From red flags to arcade awkwardness to the jaw-dropping finale, we break it all down and roast her (with love). Then we played Who’s More Likely To: Dating Chaos Edition and let’s just say… some of these hit too close to home.

We also catch you up on life:

• Aymee’s rodeo flag-running chaos (and almost getting thrown on the Cowboy Channel) 🐎
• Sam’s healing trip + Riley Green concert plans 🎶
• Why Sam finally bought her first truck (Big Mama 🛻)

Hit play for dating disasters, rodeo chaos, and sister drama — all raw, all unfiltered.

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Sam and Amy swap wild, unfiltered stories about their first nights out after calling it quits on nearly decade-long marriages—and let’s just say their experiences could not have been more different. From crying at Billy Bob’s to full-on revenge partying, flirting with French cowboys who don’t speak English, spontaneous Harley rides in a red dress (no shoes, no underwear), and late-night IHOP disasters, nothing’s off-limits. Plus, they close out the episode with a game of “Would She Still Be Our Friend or Blocked from the Group Chat?”—where post-divorce girl’s night behavior gets put to the ultimate test.

This one’s for the tired moms, the reformed feral kids, and anyone who’s ever washed poop off a crib.

In this week’s episode, Sam and Aymee dive headfirst into the unfiltered chaos of parenting — from their own mom fails (some of which include literal shit art, and forgotten school pickups) to how their parenting styles stack up against the 90s beat-your-ass era. They read a submission from Aymees’s mom about what it was really like raising kids in the 90s while figuring out her sexuality, and then they end the episode with a game of “Parenting Fail or Just Bad Parenting?” — and yes, they absolutely call some of y’all out.

We threw the wildest redneck party of the year — and survived (barely). In this episode, we recap our gender reveal gone right, a white trash kickball bash featuring pregnant strippers and lawnmower races, and end it all with a game of Redneck or Rebellious that exposes way too much.

From body shots off Monster Energy tattoos to dip-spit horror stories and missing fingers making surprise cameos… this episode is exactly the chaos you needed today.

👖 Who slid across plastic wrap and threw out their back?

👶 Who planned the gender reveal with explosives?

🚜 Who got kicked out of a folding table mid-bob for apples?

You’re just gonna have to listen.

⚠️ Viewer discretion advised: this is not your mama’s podcast.

Timestamps

00:00 – Intro + Gender Reveal Recap

03:45 – Redneck Kickball Prep & Costume Chaos

10:16 – Bobbing for Apples & Folding Table Fails

14:00 – Pool Wrestling + Lawnmower Street Racing

28:33 – Redneck or Rebellious Game

44:00 – Bloopers + End of Night Mayhem

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In this week’s episode, Sam and Aymee get real about what it takes to finally let go of the things — and people — that don’t serve you anymore. From divorces and dead friendships to haunted trailers and messy sneaky links, this one’s raw, chaotic, and lowkey healing.

🎮 PLUS: We play “How Would You Survive…” and it goes off the rails fast.

Timestamps:

0:00 Intro

1:02 Letting go of people, friendships, and your marriage

10:45 Living with your ex post-breakup

15:00 Letting go while still loving them

25:30 Game: How Would You Survive…

50:00 Kickball chaos + trailer trash bash plans

56:00 Final thoughts + bloopers

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