If You Don’t Say It I Will Podcast

This one’s for the tired moms, the reformed feral kids, and anyone who’s ever washed poop off a crib.

In this week’s episode, Sam and Aymee dive headfirst into the unfiltered chaos of parenting — from their own mom fails (some of which include literal shit art, and forgotten school pickups) to how their parenting styles stack up against the 90s beat-your-ass era. They read a submission from Aymees’s mom about what it was really like raising kids in the 90s while figuring out her sexuality, and then they end the episode with a game of “Parenting Fail or Just Bad Parenting?” — and yes, they absolutely call some of y’all out.

We threw the wildest redneck party of the year — and survived (barely). In this episode, we recap our gender reveal gone right, a white trash kickball bash featuring pregnant strippers and lawnmower races, and end it all with a game of Redneck or Rebellious that exposes way too much.

From body shots off Monster Energy tattoos to dip-spit horror stories and missing fingers making surprise cameos… this episode is exactly the chaos you needed today.

👖 Who slid across plastic wrap and threw out their back?

👶 Who planned the gender reveal with explosives?

🚜 Who got kicked out of a folding table mid-bob for apples?

You’re just gonna have to listen.

⚠️ Viewer discretion advised: this is not your mama’s podcast.

Timestamps

00:00 – Intro + Gender Reveal Recap

03:45 – Redneck Kickball Prep & Costume Chaos

10:16 – Bobbing for Apples & Folding Table Fails

14:00 – Pool Wrestling + Lawnmower Street Racing

28:33 – Redneck or Rebellious Game

44:00 – Bloopers + End of Night Mayhem

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In this week’s episode, Sam and Aymee get real about what it takes to finally let go of the things — and people — that don’t serve you anymore. From divorces and dead friendships to haunted trailers and messy sneaky links, this one’s raw, chaotic, and lowkey healing.

🎮 PLUS: We play “How Would You Survive…” and it goes off the rails fast.

Timestamps:

0:00 Intro

1:02 Letting go of people, friendships, and your marriage

10:45 Living with your ex post-breakup

15:00 Letting go while still loving them

25:30 Game: How Would You Survive…

50:00 Kickball chaos + trailer trash bash plans

56:00 Final thoughts + bloopers

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We’re back with unhinged dating horror stories that will have you questioning every man with a tattoo and a truck. From Sam’s ex stealing jackhammers for meth (yes, seriously) to Amy barely escaping a full-blown stalker situation—this episode gets DARK, funny, and brutally honest.

Then, we lighten it up with a savage game of Ick or Nah? where we judge men for doing things like clapping when planes land, calling their mom “my queen,” and having their mattress on the floor.

✨ WARNING: This episode contains zero grace and a lot of red flags.

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In this raw and emotional episode, Sam opens up about the truth behind her divorce — from betrayal, broken trust, and raising kids under the same roof as your ex… to choosing herself and healing out loud.

Aymee shares her own story of heartbreak and lessons learned, and together they tackle the question: How do you leave someone you still love?

💔 If you’ve ever felt stuck, torn, or betrayed — this one’s for you.

Then we lighten the mood with “Who Would Survive… Divorce Edition” — because if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry (again).

🖤 DM us your story — divorce, breakup, cheating, or closure gone wrong — and we might read it on the podcast.

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We asked for advice submissions, and y’all delivered 😅

In this episode, we go full good-cop/bad-cop on:

💔 Best friends dating exes

🤰 Dads who stop finding you attractive after birth

🥊 Snoopin’ in journals

🧼 Shady gym “friends”

🧠 Burner accounts, unfiltered chaos, and a game of “Hot Girl or Red Flag?”

If you’ve ever screamed “beat her ass!” at your speaker, this episode’s for you.

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Episode 8: Shrooms, Swords & Severed Fingers

We went viral… and not for the podcast. Nope — Sam’s booty stole the spotlight 👀💀

This week, we:

• Spill on going viral (and still doing laundry)
• Tell a batsht crazy* story involving shrooms, a pit bull, a katana, and a severed finger 🤯
• Play a filthy “Would You Rather” with questions we definitely should not answer on the internet 😅

This episode is unhinged, raunchy, and weirdly heartfelt. You’ve been warned.

💬 Got a crazier story than ours? DM us or email it — we might read it next.

In this episode of If You Don’t Say It, I Will, we skipped the petty drama (barely) and took the high road… straight into our DMs.

We’re talking healing, blocking as self-care, and the most unhinged messages we’ve ever received — including a guy trying to pay us $600 for a catfight video in leggings (yes, really). Plus, we play a savage game of “Too Far or Just Enough?” featuring fake pregnancies, sex tapes with laugh tracks, and revenge via Google Calendar.

🎙️ Topics:

– Cutting people off in your healing era

– Weirdest DMs we’ve ever gotten

– Too Far or Just Enough? (game segment)

– Why men might be scared of us now

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We asked y’all to send in your wildest anonymous stories… and this episode spiraled FAST 💀

From unexpected swingers to 4-foot bongs to a butt plug gone way too far — we read, rated, and reacted without holding back.

Plus: our game “Who Would Survive?” is back with even more chaos.

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What happens when you give two country girls explosives, go live on TikTok, and ask brutally honest questions in a game of “Rapid R-Rated Fire”? Total chaos.

In this episode, Sam and Aymee recap their most unhinged live stream yet — from forehead jokes and farting on-air to getting banned over southern slang. Then they dive into how they accidentally ruined a gender reveal with way too much Tannerite and not enough color powder.

Plus: wild bunny hunts, redneck drinking games, and a round of rapid-fire questions that got way too real.