No potato - whether fried, baked, or saladed - is safe from Geoff’s love of ketchup. Ben’s on the same boat. Those two are like peas in a pod (which they’d also likely smoother in ketchup). Max on the other hand is on team mustard and bbq sauce. But a least all three agreed on [...]

Old man Geoff hates a lot of things. Like the topic. And how you use language. But not dick tutus. Wizened old millennial, Hollywood, blames participation trophies. Stuff about generational cohorts, the rise of fun, entitlement and expectations, not being taught how to fail, and humanity's greatest strength and weakness. Then things get dark. Thanks, [...]

This week is… - Learning about voice acting and getting paid in Blockbuster gift cards. - Step one: Get Kushner off the case - How fanatics ruin it. Always. - Little known facts about Moby Dick and Wilson Phillips - Lessons from our Founders *** Topic - What is that? Bad meat? Good cheese? Ron [...]

This whole EpiDose is the three of us sitting around and geeking out about the books we liked as kids, the ones we’re reading now, and board games. Non-nerds need not apply. Lord of the Flies, Choose Your Own Adventure, legacy games, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Chronicles of Narnia, RA Salvatore’s dark elf outsider, and [...]

Order, chaos, the sweaty pancake universe, tea bag wisdom, universal expansion, bio determinism, causality, linear time, the nature of definitions, the illusion of free will, and the mythology of science. Destiny is a lane change. *** Topic - Is there some divine path set for us, randomly bouncing through this reality for a reason or [...]

Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, Dumb and Dumber, Ghost Busters, Top Gun, Office Space, the Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Half Baked, Caddy Shack, Anchorman, American Pie, Star Wars, Spaceballs, Braveheart, Gladiator, Shawshank Redemption, Indiana Jones, Red Dawn. Did movies used to be more quotable than they are today? *** Topic - Did movies used to be [...]

This week is all about social customs and norms, the way we treat our friends versus strangers, and farts. There’s no time for foreplay.... we’re too busy ballin’ on a budget and screwing up Geoff’s sound. (Our bad. Ben catches it pretty quick.) Geoff asserts dominance. It always depends for Max. And Ben does his [...]

What is your personal hell? A zombie apocalypse? Working at a fancy bar with asshole customers? Spring break with your ex-wife? Needing your reading glasses to masturbate? Our good buddy, Ritzman, stops by to discus. *** Topic - What is the darkest time line?  From - N/A

This week we’re talking boats and names. A Uboat named Deep Throat. Tri-toons. Interim the sailboat. Classy AF the ski boat. Wartortle the pickup truck. And a kickboard named Red 5. *** Topics - If you had a boat, what kind would it be? What would you name it and why? From - Ferrari

Maybe it was a violent crime. Possibly involving a hitchhiker. Maybe a huge gust of wind came, knocked the person out of them, and blew one away. Maybe the previous owner filled it with birdseed and the bird got tired and dropped it. Maybe it was left on the top of a car. Maybe it’s [...]