Perhaps you've noticed. We don’t like to choose between options “A” and “B.” What good is having cake if you're not gonna eat it? So, instead of selecting a statue in our likeness being made or a dinosaur being named after us, we decided to commission statues of us riding the dinosaurs we made up. [...]

This week we’re talking about Star Trek. Are you on team Picard or team Kirk? Both have their merits. How much do William Shatner and Patrick Stewart influence your decision? Does it matter which house the Sorting Hat would put them in? *** Topic - Captain Kirk or Captain Picard? From - Mike Jones

There's a reason we learn to sing the alphabet. It's because our brains are wired for novelty and pattern recognition. This leads Max to wonder why our entire educational lives aren't just one big musical. It leads Geoff to wade through his closet of discarded printers. And, it leads Ben to sing all the hits. [...]

Quick - write a haiku that's going to be carved into a mountain for millions of people to see. Not as simple as it sounds, right? I mean, is this a tourist destination or are people reading it as they drive by? The answer might affect your font choice. Is Geoff allowed to etch his [...]

This week Patron Saint Jay stops by to record and we're talking about seeing red. There are stories of bar fights, street fights, and closet rage arguing with imaginary opponents. Did you know monsters are metaphors and Jesus was a chaotic good sorcerer? *** Topic - What "you just messed with the wrong guy" moments [...]

This week is all about bugs. What would happen if they banded together and rose up in rebellion? Short answer - we'd be boned. Not only do they outnumber us, but they have crazy special forces. Geoff hatches a conspiracy. Max finds comfort in cat-Jesus. Ben makes a Lovecraftian simile. *** Topic - All the [...]

Everyone talks about spirit animals. Which is why we're talking about spirit instruments... Max is moved by strings. Geoff jams with jugs. Ben hears horns and his spirit band is Country Bear Jamboree. Listen as we stereotype people based on the instruments they play. Pssst...Oboists are long snappers. *** Topic - What is your spirit [...]

In a weird way this whole show is really one long definition of a word Ben struggled to define at the end of the show. A malapropism is the name we give to those times when you say the wrong word, but the word you say sounds like the word you meant to say. Kinda [...]

Anything that's advanced enough looks like magic... Placebos are powerful. This week it's some hippie healing stuff, which means Max is front and center. Learn about the power of lasers, microwaves, and New (or if you're Geoff, Clean) Sock Day. Did you know Ben is a super taster? Ps - In case you were wondering [...]

How do you feel about socks? Is new sock day your favorite? What about neck tattoos? How do you feel about those? If you were forced to get one, what would it be? What about Girl Scout Cookies? If you had to eat an entire box in one sitting, what type would you choose? Okay [...]