If there were no consequences would you be a good guy? Would you go darkside? If you were a teenage mutant ninja turtle which on would you be? The Mistress of the grains wants to know. Hollywood thinks he is a sorting hat party dude. Max wants to be invisible with his moral compass. And [...]

Time to talk about sex, love, reputation, and the double standards that go with them. Good friend, Tawdry Hipburn, asks a question about promiscuity and frequency. But our answer has more to do with mental state. Hollywood is a knight is shining armor. Max is a junkie. And no one tells Benji how to raise [...]

How do you like to read your words? Do you embrace the amazing advents of progress or prefer the tried and true? Are you an e-reader or book type of person? Max is old school in zanzibar. Benji makes his own ice cream. And Hollywood loves technology so much he sleeps with it. Remember : [...]

Are aliens real? Have you ever seen a UFO? Ever noticed how, in documentaries about indigenous people, the children in the background are never crying? Gary Sirak wants to know about two of those. Math and science make Benji believe. Max is a skeptic. And deception comes naturally to Hollylord. Remember : 1) The power [...]

First and foremost - a heartfelt apology. Women, we failed you and we are sorry. Jenny Sirak wants to know who, from the whole of history, would we most like to go out and get drunk with. The cast of Golden Girls? The ratpack? An astronaut? Max looks to a lit night with literature. Guest [...]

If you could conquer the world, would you want to? Really? What if you were given the opportunity to carry the one ring into Mordor? Could you? This is not exactly what Riley wanted to know but it is close enough. Max tries to be funny and fails. Hollywood is into cow porn. And Benji [...]

Adam Aren wants us to talk about sleep. What happens to our bodies when we do it? Can we make it up when we lost it? Geoff Watson, who rarely sleeps in public, fills in for Benji. Max brings up binge watching and dreams. Meanwhile Hollywood is busy being a sleep martyr in solitary elementary [...]

Do you like where you live? Would you move if you could? If money and logistics were not a problem, where would you land? What if everyone in the world could do the same? This is what Dave Weil wants to know. Benji hibernates and sings spice girls. Max is like Anakin Skywalker. And Hollywood [...]

Oh, man. This is not for the faint of heart. Tawdry Hipburn wants to know if sex can get any crazier than it already has. Benji immediately goes to beastiality and a life saving drag show. Max is well traveled and a good sport. Ben loves Seal and Moscow. Remember : 1) Most people look [...]

This week our good friend, Tawdry Hipburn, asks the three most common questions locals hear from tourists in Summit County, CO. Geoff Watson is back for more stunt ditch duck taming. Hollywood is an amateur biologist and Arnold Palmer makes Max feel Asian. Remember : 1) Sweet Tea is a religion. 2) It is easier [...]