This week our good friend, Tawdry Hipburn, asks the three most common questions locals hear from tourists in Summit County, CO. Geoff Watson is back for more stunt ditch duck taming. Hollywood is an amateur biologist and Arnold Palmer makes Max feel Asian. Remember : 1) Sweet Tea is a religion. 2) It is easier [...]

Oh man! Our homie, Phil, came through in a big way with this topic. Would you rather be a true believing nymphomaniac nun or a truly devote and pious prostitute? Max goes to expectations. Benji is into an action figure. And Hollywood has a person relationship with the divine. Remember : 1) There is such [...]

Everyone give our first time host, Geoff, a round applause. He was nice enough to fill in for Benji and then picked a doozy of a topic. Time for another round of marry, bang, kill! Our choices this time are Jack Black, Rob Schneider, and Kevin James. Max is a social climber. And Hollywood wants [...]

Hell yeah, Mindi Thrash. Thank you for the topic. It was great! If you had five seconds to plant one idea in the hearts and minds of all the people of Earth, what would it be? Benji wants everyone to watch movies. Hollywood wants us to pay it forward. And Max just wants to spray [...]

How do you feel about the olympics? Could you care less? Is it like your four year Super Bowl? Does America only care about it because we win a lot? Is it a coincidence the olympics happens the same year as Presidential Elections? Adam Aren wants to know. Max likes watching greatness. Hollywood wants to [...]

Do you follow the rules? Always? Even when you disagree with them? Or do you follow your own rules? Do you believe in personal liberty or government regulation? Are you on Team Captain America or Team Ironman? Mike Jones wants to know. Benji is worried about insurance claims. Hollywood draws the line at genocide. And [...]

Is everything you agree with good? Is everything you disagree with bad? Do people you disagree with deserve to be poor? Is it right to collect a paycheck from sinners? Is your purse/wallet your voice? Linda (Max's mom) wants to know. Benji makes up words. Max is selfish. And Hollywood is a socially conscious consumer. [...]

Have you been putting off doing the things you've always wanted to? Is it time to take an honest look in the mirror and stop holding onto the dream? Who's life are you living anyway? This week it's all those questions and more. Max is quiet on his nude beach. Hollywood doesn't care about things [...]

It's kind of a shame Benji wasn't in the studio for this one. Josh Coates wants a line by line analysis of an Ol' Dirty Bastard track. And, despite their racial handicap, Max and Ben do their best. Even though one's an elephant and the other's an actor. Remember : 1) Do what Ben says. [...]

Dr. Zooks wants to know your superhero origin. Would you be a musician gigging at a local bar who dabbles in super-science with an engineering degree? Or are you more a mystical thinker who dared to go too far? Too bad Benji wasn't here to give us his. The Riffer is into bathetic falls, leather [...]