Abandon your expectations for abandoned

Free Guy? How come this movie isn't free. False ADVERTISING! Fuck Ryan Reynolds and his handsome, charming self.

Video games happened I assume. I'm editing this at 9 AM on Thursday. The podcast comes out at 10 AM. That's an hour away. I didn't take diligent notes so I am skimming the podcast looking for shit on 2x speed and it's actually awful on my little ears.

Thanks for listening. And if you're reading this - maybe it's time to re-evaluate how you spend your time. I know I intend to.

Have you ever topped a leaderboard in a video game? When was the last time. For us (bunny) it was Diablo 3.

Portz is confused by Divinity Original Sin 2. Also he's a filthy fucking cheater.

Bunny continues to have no mouth but must podcast. She also played like elder scrolls or something, idk.

!! HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO APPLE VS EPIC LAWSUIT!!

(Yes, we know the quote is 10 dollars. I mean we know now. It sounded wrong on the podcast, but I didn't bring it up because I'm not brave. But we have since corrected the error. I mean, I still named the podcast 20 dollars, but fuck you. Stop reading this and go play games)

Bunny has no mouth but she has a podcast and screams on it.

Portz is grounded again. Couldn't defend the ancients so he joined a league of legends.

Blizzard things continue to devolve.

Try Mark Zuckerbergs Meta Verse Today!*

*Not available today or anytime in the foreseeable future

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Portz:

New World

Dota (Ew)

Bunny:

Donut County

Project Zomboid

Was there a 3rd thing? Probably. Binding of Isaac or Minecraft. Shit maybe 4 things.

We covert the very intense situation at Activision-Blizzard, and judging by the title, I assume you can figure out our stance, lmao. Something's gotta change.

Portz got a 2nd job playing dota 2 for 40 hours a week, only it doesn't pay him, he pays into it. Then he grounded himself.

Bunny bound herself to Isaac. Or something. What does that title even mean. Binding of isaac. Is it some sort of S&M thing? We'll never know.

She also got rejected by a titanic point & click game.

Jeff Bezos went to space, but we did not cover this. But it's important. Because people were talking about it. So it has to be. IT HAS TO BE.

Portz played:

Half Life A LICKS

AC Origins

Arizona Sunshine

Portz also calls out Kevin James... finally. Delete that youtube, kev.

Bunny played:

Curse of the Dead God

Unto The End

Paradise Lost (the one with the dead nazi's)

Featuring:

IKEA BUILDING SIMULATOR IRL EDITION. The only thing worse than dota 2.

It was Bunny's turn to take out the DEATH TRASH

News also happened. Blizzard do bad thing, face investigation. Shocking no one.

Portz played

Medieval Dynasty

Death TRASH

Bunny played:

Slain Back From Hell

Binding of Isaac

Crsed

Bunny played DEMOS! Such as GRIME and Bear & Breakfast and probably some other shit!

She also played more RAFT. Which I always think is like rust but for people who wanna just be on a raft, but I might have that wrong.

WE HAVE WORDS for Mighty Goose developers. False advertising MOFOS!

Portz describes the INSANITY that is the Divinity series lore. Divinity 2: Ego Draconis being the main piece discussed.

This is E3 news? Kinda? But mostly we like Geoff Keighley and just kinda talk about his whole vibe and show.