I forgot to save my notes for this episode so I'm going to go from memory...

Non-space Darth Vader employs children at video game company & gets in trouble. But earth Vader is rich so he's mostly fine.

No one has had an intervention for portz and it's all y'alls fault. Not mine.

He only played runescape and dota and it is personally your fault.

Bunny played Until Dawn, and we just spoil the fucking bejesus out of it, because portz is too lazy to edit it out. Like... 9 minutes and 30 seconds in I guess so. Watch out for that. Or us YELLING spoilers right before. So if you hear it somehow and didn't want to, you again, have no one to blame but yourself.

Is gamer anxiety real?

In the news this week is video game icon Tiger Woods. Making a comeback. We'll see. Who still wants to golf, idk.

Riot, stop touching your employees. Also, nice 'investigation'. I also investigated myself at work, and I deserve a raise.

What do you want your listeners to know?

Red Faction GOOD

Red Faction BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Green Hell... kinda dumb plot? Good game tho?

Fallout 4 VR... exists.

Homefront Revolution. Just fuck off.

New title format, cuz Ignore the Backlog is so GD long.

B E A T S A B E R

Far Cry games are usually ass... but Primal is actually ok. Until it isn't.

In the case of Apple vs Epic... (I fell asleep typing this). If I could put emote here, I'd do that one that is like a guy falling asleep from twitch. I think it's a doctor sleeping or something.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Who CARES what we're PLAYING. pay attention to what EA is BUYING. They might jebait us with micro transactions in every game, but was this a jebait into a macro transaction for them?

Also in the news: can E3 out-cringe Geoff Keighley? I hope so.

Video Games, yo

Vermintide 2

Gorunded

Dungeon Lords

Nexusmod

Walking Dead Saints & Sinners

Cyber Shadow

Portz played like 80 games, I didn't record them all. No runescape or DOTA THOUGH?!

Bunny BEAT A GAME THIS YEAR BOYS WE GAMIN. Hear the breakdown of Call of Cthulhu.