Portz: Pavlov & Titanfall 2

Bunny: Kingdom Two Crowns & Itch.io games I couldn't possibly name.

Bunny also lies about playing titanfall 1's campaign and we catch her RED HANDED.

Sam Witwer is on twitch. Huge news. Go follow him. Kappa. Idk if he's any good. He probably is though? Maybe?

HAPPY THURSDAY YOU BABA-GANOOSHES. I'm not going to look up the spelling on that, I'm just going to assume I nailed it and move on.

Mass effect 2, trial wrap up... I... my brain is toast. I actually cannot summarize this podcast. Fae and I just moved and I just got done and I think I'm going to die. No one reads these anyway so my secret is safe. One time, she was walking behind me up stairs, and I did a silent fart and didn't say anything.

I'm commander Shephard and this is my favorite podcast on the Citadel.

We wanna revolutionize RPG's. By releasing a new one. That's like all the others.

Binding of Bunny, 

Defense of the Portz, 

We Raheeeeeeeeelly ignored our backlogs this week

You wil never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever own a PS5. Unless you already do. Then you already have one, and this message isn't for you.

Red Dead, NEW COMPUTER, whats motion smoothing, GSYNC?

Bunny mowed the lawn in the dark, got drunk and played Among Us, GETS BUSTED AS A POKEMON SNAP DEVIANT

Plus...

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VR MEDAL OF HONOR WINS NEWS STUFF BECAUSE OF SOME PARIS LADY.

THE SHOW NOTES ARE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I TYPED THE FIRST SENTENCE, AND DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL AFTER I WAS DONE. SO AT THAT POINT, I WAS IN TOO DEEP AND DECIDED TO LEAN INTO IT.

BUNNY PLAYED US ALL MUWAHAHAHHAHAHA. NAH BUT SHE DID PLAY HERSELF BY PLAYING RESIDENT EVIL 1 ON HARD.

PORTZ PLAYED PILLARS OF ETERNITY 2 AND DOTA 2 AND ONLY GAMES THAT END IN 2.

Portz played everything he owns on steam for 30 seconds each. Then he raged. LOL. Nah he played Rage. Remember that game from ID? Member? S'bad.

Bunny played-WAIT PORTZ PLAYED BLACK MESA-ok back to Bunny-she finished Breathedge HAHAHHAHAH SO FUNNY WHAT A FUNNY GAME DID YOU KNOW DEADPOOL WROTE THAT GAME

We dive into the craziest Path of Exile story ever, & more news.

It was a weird episode. Here are some takeaways:

1. Turn Safe Search off & Google Elon's Monkey.

2. Do you wanna sell your brainwaves to us? We're in the market. We don't have money but we can work something out.

3. Epic are the BAD GUYS.

Bunny and portz decided to record this thing live with video at twitch.tv/evilspacebunny

I recommend watching the vod on Youtube, but for those poddy babies (podcast listeners, common term) the audio here is a little better. So it's a tradeoff.