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12/29 ASTROLABE LINKS:

* (9) Instagram

* (9) Instagram

* (9) Instagram

* (11) Jomboy Media on X: "104-year-old World War II veteran Dominick Critelli played the national anthem on the saxophone at the Rangers-Islanders game Pretty special stuff 🇺🇸 https://t.co/duou98CQ72" / X

* (11) Dr. Jebra Faushay on X: "Can someone get this to President Trump? I think he needs an upgraded look for a successful 2026. He can go from “meh” to “¡Dios mío!” (Jacobspctr) https://t.co/flFz0OcJfr" / X

* (11) Michael Knowles on X: "“Are there any downsides to hitting yourself in the head with a hammer?” “No.” https://t.co/PUywRZdRt8" / X

* (12) Charging… on X: "“JD Vance is subhuman” 💀 https://t.co/9y52H9xdql" / X

* (12) doomer on X: "the tragedy of clavicular is that his entire persona is a fraud. he isnt a looksmaxxer, hes a facemaxxer. with subhuman narrow shoulders and inward tilted valgus knees, it is physically impossible for him to overcome his inferior genetics without whole body reconstructive surgery https://t.co/VTidfRv4Yx" / X

* (12) Clavicular Updates on X: "Clavicular tells Michael Knowles that he doesn’t care about transgenders because it’s ‘another person to mog’ 😭💀 https://t.co/5W52cUhwmb" / X

* (14) Bane on X: "80M views. Jack's twitter would have deleted the video and permanently suspended the account for "disinformation" before it got to 5M. Then YouTube and the Zuckerberg apps would have followed suit, and it would be officially labeled as another right wing conspiracy. Elon buying" / X

* (14) Greg Price on X: "This is from a 2018 Minnesota criminal prosecution against Somali daycare fraudsters. In surveillance video, Somali parents would take their kids to the daycare, check them in, and then leave with them moments later. The owners of the daycare would then bill the state for a https://t.co/oXgbl2qtYj" / X

* (14) Polymarket on X: "JUST IN: It has been revealed the phone number for Minnesota’s “Sweet Angel Child Care” goes directly to the office of Governor Tim Walz." / X

* (14) Eric Daugherty on X: "🚨 FACT: James O'Keefe has previously CAUGHT Ilhan Omar's team running a Somali ballot harvest operation in Minnesota in exchange for cash. Money for votes. "The people that work for Ilhan are actually counting the ballots?" 🤯 MASS FRAUD IN MN! https://t.co/ukAXqvVOeo" / X

* (14) Nick Sortor on X: "🚨 BREAKING: Tim Walz’s new taxpayer funded 20 PAID WEEKS OFF for “family bonding” for Somalis, illegals, etc includes a WORKAROUND that DOESN’T REQUIRE the person to have a job in order to collect the funds, per @GrageDustin It’s time to cut off ALL FEDERAL FUNDS to Minnesota. https://t.co/5xjDvXZJ9p" / X

* (14) U.S. Department of Justice on X: "We have charged 98 individuals in relation to fraud in Minnesota. More than 60 have pled guilty or been convicted. More to come." / X

* (14) Elon Musk on X: "Not even an address" / X

* (14) Shipwreckedcrew on X: "There is a fundamental lack of understanding about the job of Attorney General and the enormous size of the Department of Justice. There are two main components of DOJ -- both of which a fall under the authority of the Attorney General: 94 U.S. Attorney Offices -- one is each" / X

* (14) Covfefe Anon on X: "There are occasions when the egregore senses danger and when that happens, the hive mind gets fully activated looking for thought-terminating cliches to neutralize the threat - the Somali day care situation is one of those - this is (like many other things!) potentially fatal to" / X

* (14) John Carter on X: "The preternaturally uncharismatic Somalis have given Trump an incredible gift. - moral cover to denaturalize Ilhan Omar, setting the precedent of denaturalizing and deporting subversive foreign infiltrators even if they are elected federal representatives - moral cover to" / X

* (14) Derek. 🇺🇸 on X: "What you have here is a story that has the potential to completely alter how people view immigrants. People have been inundated relentlessly with the idea that immigrants are simply good people who lack the means to navigate all of the red tape, and were forced to cut some" / X

* (15) Camo Aquaticus on X: "@TheWorthyHouse People want to treat the Trump Administration as an established regime, when in reality it’s a relatively small elite force that captured a cluster of key enemy strongholds and assets with the help of a disgruntled but disorganized populace. It’s possible to build on that" / X

* (15) Lomez on X: "There is no "Fix It" button hidden away in the underground tunnels of Washington DC. We like to imagine there is such a button, and that maybe Stephen Miller can find it and press it and Our Glorious Future will be made manifest. That's not reality. We have to live in reality." / X

* (15) FBI Director Kash Patel on X: "December 26: Shutting down the Hoover Building. After more than 20 years of failed attempts, we finalized a plan to permanently close the FBI’s Hoover headquarters and move the workforce into a safe, modern facility. Working directly with President Trump and Congress, we" / X

* (15) jay plemons on X: "Scott Adams breaks down everything that had to happen at the same time for us to finally understand the world: • Trump exposing fake news + winning 2024 • @elonmusk buying Twitter → turning it into X • DOGE + @MikeBenzCyber revealing NGO/USAID distortions, censorship https://t.co/PgTCtJCq2B" / X

* (15) Magatte Wade on X: "The only valid way to criticize anything is by creating an alternative to it. https://t.co/T5BjOeje8Z" / X

* (15) The Real Mike Rowe on X: "Another Christmas Carol Last week, I received a phone call from a woman who wanted to know if my foundation was set up to receive donations in the form of stock. When I told her that we were, she told me that her boss wanted to make a year-end donation. “That’s great,” I said. https://t.co/TB7QbfzveX" / X

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