Welcome back to I'll Go If You Go with Stef and Gabby!! This episode's portal is the Dive Bar. Fanelli's is our favorite local dive featuring a competitive hotdog eater, famous former patrons, and an adult man who gives out his number via crayon and construction paper. What's yours?!
We also cover: the Sarah Jessica Parker nail pipeline, why poppers deserve a rebrand, an Adderall-fueled Napoleon Dynamite rewatch, Off Campus, and why men who need dating apps for validation are basically cult leaders. We also, once again, catastrophically fail the Bechdel test. So sorry, love you though!