Illicit Packets

Illicit Packets

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Illicit Packets episodes

  • Episode.47 - To the Moon and Beyond

    In this episode, Ray and Dan talk about candle scents, determining Ray's Skywalker lineage, creating fighter signature moves, birthday recap, and moving to mars/the transitioning of our consciousness.  

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode.46 - Do You Have a Case of Whoopie Dick

    In this episode, Ray and Dan talk about Scrotoplasty, hand dominance, cringy injuries, sounds that your dick might make, new Mortal Kombat review, success of episodic shows vs long movie formats, and wishing Ray a happy birthday!

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode.45 - Juanitas Brothel Closed Until Further Notice

    In this episode, Ray and Dan talk about Dating Apps, regional nomenclature, 2021 pussy update, little league, Dan's retirement plan for his son's pro career with a dash of pinball game wants.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode.44 - Two Cats Getting Too Purrious

    In this episode, Ray and Dan talk about Furious 9, DMX, Mortal Kombat, Netflix show recap, and Dan's weekend adventures with some pussies.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode.43 - Wap Me for a Hot Dog

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss Spring Break recap, rona, naming new drinks, food snobbery, canceling cancel culture, failed birthday surprises, zoo shenanigans, the power of grandma spit and how no one likes Auntie HR.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    55 min
  • Episode.42 Bjorn Me To the Arson Elon

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss celeb home renovation shows, going green, becoming corporate hitmen, National Holiday adventures for 2022??

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    55 min
  • Episode.41 - Get Off My Lawn Motivational Mikey

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss what we used to do before sleepy time, streaming services bullshit, house visit etiquette, pool party AirBnB businesses, St. Patrick's day memories, off brand holiday drinking and cooking meats.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode.40 - U Jelly of My Baby Green Mascot Fight Club

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss mic bombing, the critical meaning of lyrics, tips and tricks of note taking, time travel, purging clothes, Dan's recent ski experience, pulling muscles, and closing out with ranking how we would do fighting against food mascots.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    58 min
  • Episode.39 - Winnie the Boo Boo Dont Forget the Bedroom Yogurt

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss comparing iphone sizes, getting older still, Javi's hatti, frozen pizzas, sock sleepin' tips, daily routine theme songs, tips to improving memory, middle parts and different kinds of LARPing.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode.38 - Effit We Are Going Live

    In this episode, Ray and Dan broad this pod by being LIVE on Instagram during our recording! We talk about Javis aligning with his siblings, yelling at your friends over the fence, Rasputin the peasant that made beer, dancing WHILE you eat, carb sponges and getting duped on net carbs, looking like moving starts, dancin TO eat what you want and consumerism based on the name or packaging along with so much more!

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 5 min

About Illicit Packets

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Dan and Ray have been friends for over 20 years and have always had an interest in making people laugh at our own expense or even better...yours.