Illicit Packets

Illicit Packets

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Illicit Packets episodes

  • Episode.27 - This Food is Bombdiggity but Hold the Cran

    In this episode, Ray and Dan talk about Sunflower seed flavors, Sunny Nutty on Urban Dictionary, Jaime Fox, Thanksgiving food preferences, ranking different types of potatoes, and P-Money curtain calling us on our podcast.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    43 min
  • Episode.26 - Rat Jesus Is Coming To Haunt You

    In this episode, Ray and Dan talk about being haunted by basic boujee bitches, rat extermination tips, turkey gangs, places we don't want to travel to, food quality perception and getting paid for a job that you no longer work for.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode.25 - Are You Joe Bucking Me Right Now

    In this episode, Ray and Dan take a stab at play by play calling of paint drying, recap Halloween, spelling bee vitality as a life skills, answer questions with questions, what sports to watch over the rest of 2020 and looking forward to upcoming age milestones.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode.24 - Everybody Do the Poseidon Hula

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss Bomb Mom tacos, how George Forman named his kids, Pope rules, what's gory on the internet, possibilities for a live podcast venture, Nebraska trickery, Greek Gods, potential new Tide pod challenge and close out with hangover remedies.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    58 min
  • Episode.23 - Pineapple Pizza - Hot or Not dot Com

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss Cardi B, getting paid on the internet, learning on the internet for school/DIY, quality of consumer products, video games vs real life, learning sex from the internet, learning about insurance and can we do your job better than you?

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 5 min
  • Episode.22 - Ima Name My Mogwai Churro Chancla

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss Croc versatility, rap sampling, how kids pull pranks, stranger danger via social media, getting drunk on juice boxes, WWE The Brother PPV special, high school hierarchy, Mariah Carey being the most effective torturer and appropriate mogwai care.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    54 min
  • Episode.21 - Vote for Me, Schenatics

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss Mini-Van drive-bys, Mobster names, brumates, drinking etiquette, man scout merit badges, legit scientific discoveries, gym playlists, behind the scenes of us working through technical difficulties, and our decision to run for 2024 and/or 2028 presidential campaigns.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 5 min
  • Episode.20 - I Choose You Peruvian Pan Flute

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss peyote filibustering, NFL fines, recaps of costumes/candy bars, Rube Goldberg candy dispensing, Pokemon enslavement, hangin' brain, future podcast dreams and a sneak peek of our plans for episode 21!

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode.19 - Your Kung-Fu is Pretty Good You Bologna Bowl

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss old dubbed movies, Elon's neuro-transplant vs Gates' microchips,  assumed risks of becoming a Super Shredder, sports coming back into a stride along with understanding whos cheatin', Nintendo Switch sniping, favorite Halloween costumes, trick or treat strategies, we rank our favorite candy bars, Christmas in September and homework for the listeners.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 16 min
  • Episode.18 - Dreams of Hot Diggity Dogs

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss excessive gender reveals along with other associated parties, does money buy happiness, is Amazon too efficient, are big box stores still relevant, hidden Easter egg messages in children's cartoons, our first rated R movies, why dreams have to be so real, debunk Vick's Vapor Rub uses and talk about how boys will be boys.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 5 min

About Illicit Packets

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Dan and Ray have been friends for over 20 years and have always had an interest in making people laugh at our own expense or even better...yours.