Illicit Packets

Illicit Packets

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Illicit Packets episodes

  • Episode.17 - There is Always Money in the Gigolo Stand

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss the million dollar question, our favorite Arrested Development quotes,  Porter's First Birthday, treating yo' self, our superstitions on buying jerseys, we announce our first winner of the Illicit Packets contest, get back into discussions about Batman and wrap up how to become the next new Street Fighter character.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr
  • Episode.16 - Wait Till You See My Churn

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss WAP by Cardi B, Scamming scammers on the internet, pro tips to complete The Oregon Trail, We mathematically calculate the conversion of Pepsi points to our new cypto currency Illicit Packet Pesos, the underground market of Geoffrey Dollars, what song parodies we want to do, determine the new HOT dance to do at weddings in 2021, pay homage to Sly, determine the year 2022 is the year of the Keanu, dreams of becoming a hitman and begin working on our online university course catalog.


    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode.15 - The Firenado That Ruined My Michigan Wedding

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss classifications of tornado severities, average life expectancy, chin jobs, effective response times for businesses, the history of Michigan, the creation of the Official Illicit Packets Punch Card, provide free date ideas and try to understand what are really the best years of your life.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode.14 - Can You Double Wrap My Fossil?

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss attempting the spelling bee, we fact check last episode, briefly talk about super powers, the budding thought of Dan's presidential campaign, what our next 5 states will be, legacy laws of the land, potential shitty dream jobs, interesting human characteristics, Stanley Cup update and getting into #trouble.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 11 min
  • Episode.13 - Lucky Number Onety Three

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss the reintroduction of sports during COVID, places we would want to vacay, Rays new mic (YES!),  IllPac's official holiday date, college hacks 101, the budding game plan of how we want to crash weddings in the near future and much much more!

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode.12 - Your Dad is the Michael of Rap Names

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss timelines related to old school media we used BQ, boomers playing with technology and talking trash on the internet, our first special guest discussing the benefits of practicing, digital pets and if we are in the Matrix and we say kind words to the bidet which is no more.  RIP.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode.11 - Does Batman Eat Triscuits?

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss our favorite super heroes, we get an update on Bidet Watch 2020, Ray cracks the algorithm of his Netflix binge watching, we discuss how to properly dress a hot dog, improve STAR test scores, predict what Coronial kids names will be, and how proper condom usage can be a catalyst for earth conservation.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    58 min
  • Episode.10 - Don't Pee on My Food Truck, It Will Attract Bears

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss making food from scratch, huffing markers, Ray's wedding/stay-cation, the value of GI Joe's, distance learning, becoming a face mask bandit, starting a food truck and ending with the crazy ideas on Reddit.  Whew, what a doosey!

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 13 min
  • Episode.9 - Whats the HJ Cheat Code

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss secret stashes of juice, reincarnation, if real life had cheat codes, what if Kobe started it all, dating robots and much more!

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    51 min
  • Episode.8 - Are My Sticky Drummer Hands Sexy

    In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss registry gifts, goucho pants, what makes a man sexy, things we used to do when we were kids, and this one time at band camp.

    Socials:

    IG: @illpacpodcast

    Twitter: @illpacpodcast

    FB: @illpacpodcast

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg

    Web: illpac.com

    1 hr 1 min

About Illicit Packets

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Dan and Ray have been friends for over 20 years and have always had an interest in making people laugh at our own expense or even better...yours.