Illicit Packets

By Illicit Packets

Dan and Ray have been friends for over 20 years and have always had an interest in making people laugh at our own expense or even better...yours.

Now while we have gotten older, that doesn't mean we ... more

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How many episodes does Illicit Packets have?

The podcast currently has 69 episodes available.

Illicit Packets episodes:

September 04, 2020 Episode.17 - There is Always Money in the Gigolo Stand
In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss the million dollar question, our favorite Arrested Development quotes, Porter's First Birthday, treating yo' self, our superstitions on buying jerseys, we announce our first winner of the Illicit Packets contest, get back into discussions about Batman and wrap up how to become the next new Street Fighter character.
Socials:
IG: @illpacpodcast
Twitter: @illpacpodcast
FB: @illpacpodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg
Web: illpac.com
...more
1h
August 28, 2020 Episode.16 - Wait Till You See My Churn
In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss WAP by Cardi B, Scamming scammers on the internet, pro tips to complete The Oregon Trail, We mathematically calculate the conversion of Pepsi points to our new cypto currency Illicit Packet Pesos, the underground market of Geoffrey Dollars, what song parodies we want to do, determine the new HOT dance to do at weddings in 2021, pay homage to Sly, determine the year 2022 is the year of the Keanu, dreams of becoming a hitman and begin working on our online university course catalog.

Socials:
IG: @illpacpodcast
Twitter: @illpacpodcast
FB: @illpacpodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg
Web: illpac.com
...more
1h 1min
August 21, 2020 Episode.15 - The Firenado That Ruined My Michigan Wedding
In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss classifications of tornado severities, average life expectancy, chin jobs, effective response times for businesses, the history of Michigan, the creation of the Official Illicit Packets Punch Card, provide free date ideas and try to understand what are really the best years of your life.
Socials:
IG: @illpacpodcast
Twitter: @illpacpodcast
FB: @illpacpodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg
Web: illpac.com
...more
1h 1min
August 14, 2020 Episode.14 - Can You Double Wrap My Fossil?
In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss attempting the spelling bee, we fact check last episode, briefly talk about super powers, the budding thought of Dan's presidential campaign, what our next 5 states will be, legacy laws of the land, potential shitty dream jobs, interesting human characteristics, Stanley Cup update and getting into #trouble.
Socials:
IG: @illpacpodcast
Twitter: @illpacpodcast
FB: @illpacpodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg
Web: illpac.com
...more
1h 11min
August 07, 2020 Episode.13 - Lucky Number Onety Three
In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss the reintroduction of sports during COVID, places we would want to vacay, Rays new mic (YES!), IllPac's official holiday date, college hacks 101, the budding game plan of how we want to crash weddings in the near future and much much more!
Socials:
IG: @illpacpodcast
Twitter: @illpacpodcast
FB: @illpacpodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg
Web: illpac.com
...more
1h 6min
July 31, 2020 Episode.12 - Your Dad is the Michael of Rap Names
In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss timelines related to old school media we used BQ, boomers playing with technology and talking trash on the internet, our first special guest discussing the benefits of practicing, digital pets and if we are in the Matrix and we say kind words to the bidet which is no more. RIP.
Socials:
IG: @illpacpodcast
Twitter: @illpacpodcast
FB: @illpacpodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg
Web: illpac.com
...more
1h 3min
July 24, 2020 Episode.11 - Does Batman Eat Triscuits?
In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss our favorite super heroes, we get an update on Bidet Watch 2020, Ray cracks the algorithm of his Netflix binge watching, we discuss how to properly dress a hot dog, improve STAR test scores, predict what Coronial kids names will be, and how proper condom usage can be a catalyst for earth conservation.
Socials:
IG: @illpacpodcast
Twitter: @illpacpodcast
FB: @illpacpodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg
Web: illpac.com
...more
58min
July 17, 2020 Episode.10 - Don't Pee on My Food Truck, It Will Attract Bears
In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss making food from scratch, huffing markers, Ray's wedding/stay-cation, the value of GI Joe's, distance learning, becoming a face mask bandit, starting a food truck and ending with the crazy ideas on Reddit. Whew, what a doosey!
Socials:
IG: @illpacpodcast
Twitter: @illpacpodcast
FB: @illpacpodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg
Web: illpac.com
...more
1h 13min
July 03, 2020 Episode.9 - Whats the HJ Cheat Code
In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss secret stashes of juice, reincarnation, if real life had cheat codes, what if Kobe started it all, dating robots and much more!
Socials:
IG: @illpacpodcast
Twitter: @illpacpodcast
FB: @illpacpodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg
Web: illpac.com
...more
51min
June 26, 2020 Episode.8 - Are My Sticky Drummer Hands Sexy
In this episode, Ray and Dan discuss registry gifts, goucho pants, what makes a man sexy, things we used to do when we were kids, and this one time at band camp.
Socials:
IG: @illpacpodcast
Twitter: @illpacpodcast
FB: @illpacpodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnPjhx582kS-xlTj1JoU1dg
Web: illpac.com
...more
1h 1min

FAQs about Illicit Packets:

How many episodes does Illicit Packets have?

The podcast currently has 69 episodes available.