Lance's old friend, Turmoil, is back to torture him about his pathetic retirement identity.  Matt is in a peacful lull as he contemplates getting hardcore into wood slabs.  

We've changed the lives of millions of people with our weekly episodes.  We teach, we inspire!  In this episode you'll learn more groundbreaking life lessons from these "pieces."  

An ever so important straight, white guy perspective about how advertising agencies and Hollywood represent marginalized people in tokenized and trite ways.  Another thing for these "Pieces" to be annoyed about. 

An intro from Lance's wife followed by a conversation about how the modern world is jack hammering our brains with bad stuff.   

Matt discloses the joy he gets in rooting against people or sports teams he doesn't like.  Lance challenges Matt's prejudice while outing his own pre judgments.  As you might expect this episode is a POS.  

Stop with your principles and belief systems.  Join Matt and Lance as they sift through common abortion scenarios.  No matter how hard they try it's difficult for these "Pieces" to take a definitive stance on abortion.  

Matt and Lance discuss their views and personal interactions with homeless people.  Both agree that seeing other people suffer is a form of suffering albeit to a much lesser extent.  How dare these homeless people make us feel guilty and sad?  How dare they challenge us to figure out whether to give or what to give?

Once again Matt and Lance are pieces.  This time they justify their choice to dress poorly while critizing others.  

Matt and Lance restart the same podcast under a new name.  Matt shows up to record the show in an actual state of irritiability and Lance is forced to confront him.  It's a weird and maybe useless conversation.  This inaugural episode is true to the name of the show.