Welcome to our loosey goosey episode! This week we challenged ourselves to answer a random questionnaire with one rule- no editing to the episode allowed!

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Sit back, relax, and enjoy hearing about our most memorable birthdays, what we would take with us to a deserted island, what we had for dinner last night, and much more!

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Please enjoy this episode RECORDED IN FEBRUARY, OOPS! We begin with an in depth review of Naturdays, Pete Davidson dating Kate Bekinsale, and the now forgotten Figi Water Girl. Claudia gets the ladies into the Bachelor, Layla (kind of) explains the Fyre lawsuit, and Kenzoe BOUGHT WHAT?

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Buckle up, this is our best episode yet! We do a first impressions review of the (then new) 7 Rings video, Claudia gives her top 5 weirdest concert experiences, and we make a firm plan to make Layla watch Twilight. There's a DRAMATIC reading of the Azealia Banks/Grimes text beef. Kenzie is NOT okay halfway through, Chris Pratt got engaged, and Jessica Simpson named her baby WHAT?

P.S. Spot all the burps!

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We're back! This week, Claudia and Layla surprise Kenzie with new theme music. Multiple people are having babies, we try to guess what Kendall Jenner's post- Golden Globes announcement was going to be, and the beginning of the ladies' Tik Tok obsession is documented for all to hear. Shout out to Luke Blumenschein for Kenzie's awesome Christmas gift!

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Well, well, well. Bet you forgot about us, huh? Well, we're back with an episode (recorded before Halloween) that we forgot to edit! Claudia educates us on show choir, Layla pitches the show 911, and the Kardashians steal designs (what else is new). Sabrina Bryan and Stephanie Beatriz got married (not to each other), Kate Hudson finally had her baby, and Layla GOT ATTACKED BY A PIGEON! Stay tuned at the end for an intellectual discussion of Layla's worst fear. Enjoy!

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This week's show is SUPER loose, get ready! This week we ask the important questions like which word is more disgusting: CREAMY or MOIST? Offset walks the Jeremy Scott fashion show, Orlando Brown gets jail time, and Vince Vaughn was charged with DUI. Did Layla switch bodies with Kevin? Why is Ashlee Simpson getting a reality show? HOW DO YOU WISTLE?

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We're Baaaack! This week, we get into our mutual hatred of ASMR, G-Easy and Halsey are back together, and Ariana Grande teaches us what "licking the bowl" is. Claudia had a hamster named Vanity, Tyga says he MADE Kylie, and Cardi B *allegedly* had two bartenders beat up because she thinks they slept with Offset.

TELLING LIES!

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GUYS, all of our audio issues have been solved! Join us for the first pod since Kenzie moved to talk about Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra getting their families together in India, Cara Delevingne mackin out with Ashley Benson, and Mariah Carey being terrified (?) of a shark! Tara Reid slurs on tv, 2 Chainz gets married, and we discuss our favorite crying movies. Enjoy!

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Kenzie has a difficult time getting Claudia to stop talking about cats this week, good luck with that. Mama June had 9 LBS of skin removed, we learn allll about big dick energy, and we reminisce about Aly & AJ. The Jonas brothers and erections play a huge role in this episode, Cardi B has her baby shower, and Heather Locklear has had a rough life. Enjoy! 

WHAT A CHELSEA

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Oh man, we packed a lot into a half hour this week. Mariah Carey's son is apparently a technological genius, Lil Kim filed for bankruptcy, and Kenzie rants about Chip Gaines. Then, we made Layla leave, and performed a kick ass slam poem about her. Claudia regales her time in the theatre, and we solidify that Sienna Miller and Kate Bosworth are 100% the same person. STAY TUNED AT THE END FOR SOME CRAZY NEWS ABOUT CLAUDIA'S FAMILY.

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