I'm Not Drunk, You're Drunk!

Claudia is BACK, BABY! This week, we talk about Liza Minnelli potentially going to see A Star is Born, Rosie O'Donnell's pregnant Daughter drama, and Jeremy Meeks having a baby with the heir of Topshop. John Stamos cries at his baby a lot, a cast member of Little Women LA gets vaginal rejuvenation, and we take a deep dive into our proposed merch list. Good luck, everyone!

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Welcome back! Unfortunately, Claudia couldn't make it this week, so join Layla and Kenzie as they venture into Cardi B learning that Donald Glover isn't who he says he is, Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande doing couple things, and Benedict Cumberbatch being a real life super hero. Drake has a baby (?!), Meghan Markle's ex husband gets engaged, and Layla has MAJOR anxiety at Sonic.

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This episode was recorded after the ladies brunched and played a Shrek drinking game all day, so it gets weird. Stories include twitter trolls blaming Mac Miller's DUI on Ariana Grande, K-Fed wanting more child support from Britney, and a Kim K nip slip. Jennifer Gardner got new chicks, Publix has no idea what Summa Cum Laude means, and we dive into the 2018 list of banned Ohio vanity license plates.

P.S. Get ready for the #boobtalk!

Note: We mention Demi Lovato in this episode, but it was recorded before her overdose.

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Gear up, this week got weird! This episode, we learn Claudia's apartment might be haunted, discuss the importance of sexual education, and inadvertently bring back CAT CHAT during weekly gripes! Stories include Chrissy Teigen having her baby Miles, Ciara taking baby Future on a birthday helicopter ride, and Mac Miller's DUI. Kenzie learns about Bhad Bhabbie, Lil Tay, and Woah Vicky. Always remember, sometimes a good poop CAN be sexual!

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Prepare yourself, we're pretty sure Claudia wasn't okay for this recording. We discuss Offset's car crash and controversies surrounding him and Cardi B, Beyonce buying a church (and white people going insane), and John Cena's embarrassing PR stunt on morning television. Caitlyn Jenner is getting married, Jack Osbourne is getting divorced, and Layla has a VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. Stay tuned for weekly gripes to learn how Claudia made her mard on the Columbus Zoo.

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This "Maybe We Are Drunk" turned into us just talking for the most part, so it's coming to you as a bonus episode! This week, we discuss sex toys at length, Rihanna's new lingerie line, and Dakota Johnson dating Chris Martin. Claudia sings A LOT, we talk for a good 5 minutes about Harry Potter, and we stumble through a list and game. Enjoy!

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We're back! This week, Claudia explains The Greatest Showman to everyone, Kylie has Baby Daddy Drama, and a lady is arrested for sending 65,000 texts in 1 year (cough, cough- Layla). Audrina Patridge is dating Ryan Cabrera again, Rihanna's house got burgled, and Claudia and Layla introduce Kenzie to Dua Lipa. Stay tuned for the end when Claudia sings almost the entirety of I N D E P E N D E N T.

REAL LIFE CAN SUCK IT!

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OH MAN, Layla and Kenzie almost throw hands in this episode. In between exchanging words, we find out about Iggy Azalea's severely broken nail (which was on TMZ's front page of news), Dennis Quaid getting divorced, and Jaden Smith choppin' it up with the bois. We uncover which characters almost ruined TV shows, and dive into spy kids/Meghan Trainor sex/ thumb people. (Also, Claudia goes IN on Scrappy Doo). It's shorter this week, but totally worth it!

P.S. Layla went into cardiac arrest once

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

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Oh hey! We had a lot to say this week! We learn of Lea Michele's engagement, Chrissy Teigen's baby shower (that she didn't want), and create a new marketing campaign for the NFL draft. The ladies talk about Layla's old email name, prom drama, and what our porn names would be. Other stories include Chad Michael Murray having kids (?!?!?), Cardi B being sued, and Katy Perry meeting the POPE!!!! I CALL HER HEFANIEEEEEEE

P.S. Stay tuned after we end for a surprise!

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 If you can make it through this episode, gold star to you! This week, we accidentally got so drunk that the second show is now bonus content, (don't worry, a full episode is coming later this week). We touch on Jeremy Renner's child support payments, a Property Brothers' break up, and movie facts from Buzzfeed! Layla throws the pop filter at Kenzie, Claudia won't stop singing, and Kenzie and Claudia do some adlibs to old child nursery rhymes. If you're listening to this, GOOD LUCK.
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