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Kurosawaaaaaaaaaa UGHHHH this man was such a genius so he usually made big action epics but this movie isn't that at all and it's like this heavy drama that's very sad but also positive but also pessimistic so it's positively pessimistic haha I'm funny no jk OK so in this movie there's this sad older guy whose son barely notices him and he's a widower and he founds out he has cancer and is going to die and so he decides what are the best ways for him to change his life before his mortality and so he like gets drunk and becomes acquainted with this much younger woman but not in a romantic way and overall this is just a great film about how we should all and can always improve our lives and should and you don't have to be dying to change your life and life is life and live life and life. Life.

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/2VeLN3IDjzQ

Oh me oh my OK so this film is so intense and depressing but DAY-UM it's by Luis Buñuel who is like super into weird symbolism and imagery and surrealism and meat and animals like chickens and ants and no don't worry this movie isn't trippy I mean it kinda is but it's overall a really powerful drama about a group of poor kids living in a slum of Mexico City and there's this bad young guy who escaped juvenile and this poor little boy who has nowhere to go and it's like super sad but has a lot of fantastic artistic moments and like just watch it OK and be kinder to people.

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/DxmJ5Su5nGM

There's this guy and a girl at this super fancy schmancy hotel with a bunch of rich people and the guy is like hi lady I think we've met before and she's like I think you're mistaken and he's like I think we've met before and she's like I think you're mistaken and he's like I think we've met before and she's like I think you're mistaken and he's like I think we've met before and she's like I think you're mistaken and he's like I think we've met before and she's like I think you're mistaken and he's like I think we've met before and she's like I think you're mistaken and he's like I think we've met before and she's like I think you're mistaken.

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/p3Tvl1Fuxt8

Oh sweet merciful Jesus WOW this movie goes totally ape-poop in the third act and it's about a group of characters who are all connected by money somehow and it mainly follows this poor poor father who just wants to live a happy life with his family but gets screwed over and then his whole life goes upside down and he does very bad things and like I don't want to give anything away but this is a movie essentially about how money is so freakin' annoying and it drives us crazy and mad and awful and how there's a dark side in every one of us like what Yoda says and ugh I hate using Star Wars references but it's true.

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/zlYGbtJ9KnY

HOLY WOWWWW OK so this movie is positively insane and makes no sense but it's not supposed to and Salvador Dalí co-wrote it and we all know he was into surrealism which means this entire movie is like a twisted, crazy, scary, disturbing, hilarious dream/nightmare and there are motifs throughout and like there's a gross but really famous scene involving a razor and an eye but EEEEK don't get scared I swear it's a fast scene and just watch this movie because trust me it stays with you every image is extraordinary and it makes me want to work in an art museum.

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/0dTwnzXzL5w

It's almost 13 hours long....that's all I have to say.

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/CoLRNavAi_8

Wowwwww how do I explain/pronounce this movie well first of all it's pronounced like "sim-bee-oh-psycho-tax-eh-plasm" and it's so calming to say and say it 50 times really fast I dare you haha jk I mean no I mean yes OK so this is a very bizarre documentary where the director of the film films actors saying their lines in Central Park but he also plays a character himself and then he has other cameramen film him filming the actors and then the cameramen are filmed by other filmers filming them filming their film while being filmed by other filmers film film film film film....confused question mark well good because there is nothing else like movie symbiopsychotaxiplasm symbiopsychotaxiplasm symbiopsychotaxiplasm symbiopsychotaxiplasm symbiopsychotaxiplasm symbiopsychotaxiplasm symbiopsychotaxiplasm symbiopsychotaxiplasm.

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/yn4rJLzv4Jk

OMG OK like don't ever mess with Al Pacino or Robert De Niro onscreen and off-screen because they are tough and scary but like so charismatic too and in this movie one of them is a thief and the other a cop and they form this weird relationship because the cop knows he will have to take him out sooner or later and the thief is OK with that and it's like a weird tragedy and Val Kilmer and Ashley Judd and Jon Voight and lil' Natalie Portman are also in it and Michael Mann wrote and directed it and it's mainly just a big epic movie about De Niro and his fellow thieves battling it out with the LAPD but it's like such a more realistic crime drama and I know it's long but long is good in this case.

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/14oNcFxiVaQ

Podcaster Scrow Tim Tatopoulos joins me today for this super bizarre movie which is an alien sci-fi artsy erotic film and Scarlett Johansson plays this sexy alien in human skin who comes to Glasgow in this big car and picks up horny men and then traps them in this liquid where their skin is ripped off their bodies and there's a lot of loud sounds and music and creepy images and it's like a sad movie somehow but also moving in a twisted way and it's also fu**ing weird as f*ck and nightmarish and twisted and there's never been anything like it.

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/J7bAZCOk0Sc

Luis Buñuel did this movie and it's Spanish and so surreal and bizarre and absurd and weird and there are a bunch of rich people having this dinner party and drinking a lot and some people are fooling around and then they suddenly are literally unable to leave the house and they go nuts and it's like why can't they just leave but the movie never tells you and there's a bear walking around and these sheep and a severed hand with a personality of its own like in The Addams Family and like wtf.

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/ysYG7qaz29c