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Halloween is our Super Bowl and boy do we have a catalogue of episodes to prove it! Come reminisce with us on our favorite costumes, spooky trivia and trick-or-treating stories through the years! Happy Halloween!

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Female comedy duo Kristin Hensley and Jen Smedley have been performing, teaching, and writing comedy internationally for a combined 40+ years. They have been moms for one quarter of that time and it shows. How do they cope? They laugh about all of the craziness that comes with being a mom and they want you to laugh about it too! From snot to stretchmarks to sleepless nights, Kristin and Jen know firsthand that parenting is a hard job and they invite you to join them in taking it all a little less seriously (even if for a few short minutes a day). After all, Jen currently has four days of dry shampoo in her hair and Kristin’s keys are still in her front door. They try, they fail, they support each other, and they mom as hard as they can.

K&J are on book tour, fangirling over Andy Cohen, Gayle King, and Lisa Vanderpump! We’re recapping our New York adventures from a Chicago hotel room, with cocktails, questionable accommodations, and mom guilt over missing homecoming. Somebody pass the deep dish.

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CHAPTERS: 
00:00 Podcasting From a Hotel Room
01:47 The Book Is Out! Meeting Gayle King
02:27 Hotel Room Chaos in Chicago
03:52 A Sweet Chicago Pregnancy Story
05:11 The “Hollow Leg” Buffet Story
06:00 New York & Watch What Happens Live
08:22 ZBiotics (Sponsor)
09:34 Real Housewives Easter Eggs & Cocktails
12:50 The Surreal Gayle King Interview
14:30 Being a Lifelong Oprah Fan
15:04 Meeting the Author of The Anxious Generation
34:40 Mom Guilt & Missing Homecoming
36:39 Why Middle School Feels So Big
38:53 The Battle Over Kids’ Hygiene
41:17 Why Moms Struggle to Disconnect From Home
43:11 The Football Sideline Crush
44:13 A Story They Might Need Legal Approval to Tell
45:30 Touring, Thank-You Notes & Amazing Fans
46:52 The Hilarious “Purse Trash” Gifts
48:29 Feeling Less Alone as a Mom
49:21 Dinner Plans & More Chicago Stories
51:17 The Story They’re Saving for Next Time

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Halloween is basically Kristin and Jen’s Super Bowl, and they’re going all in! From over-the-top decorations and competitive costumes to trick-or-treating memories and hilarious costume fails, the ladies are celebrating everything spooky. Plus, Kristin quizzes Jen on Halloween history and trivia, they debate the best (and worst) costume ideas, and reminisce about their wildest Halloween nights. Grab your candy and get ready to get spooky!

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Kristin and Jen are fired up about perimenopause and why getting the care you need can feel way harder than it should. From hormones and testosterone to pharmacy roadblocks and dry vaginas, they’re talking about advocating for yourself, asking the uncomfortable questions, and refusing to just suffer through it.

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05:00 — “I Have Zero Sex Drive”
07:30 — Why Isn’t Testosterone an Option?
11:15 — The Fight to Get HRT
16:35 — Women Are Finally Asking for Help
18:40 — Getting Your Personality Back
22:45 — When Sex Actually Hurts
24:05 — The HRT Cancer Myth
27:30 — Why Getting Medication Is So Hard
32:00 — Finding Better Menopause Care
34:10 — We Have to Do Better for Women
36:00 — Recognizing the First Signs
37:30 — Women Deserve Better Than “Just Okay”
39:05 — We’re Not Done Living Yet

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From sad beige bras to TJ Maxx triumphs, we’re revisiting some of the best shopping stories from IMSH. Kristin’s Poshmark fight, the infamous jean shorts saga, and an unforgettable Aldi adventure are back in one episode celebrating the bargains and retail drama we can’t stop talking about.

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CHAPTERS: 
04:07 The Missing Bodysuit 
07:09 The Bra Debate 12:28 Poshmark & Thrift Shopping 
15:18 Learning to Shop Your Closet 
18:05 Trying to Sell Our Clothes 
21:29 What Grocery Store Are You? 
24:00 Dating, But Make It Shopping 
26:26 Who Cares What Size You Wear? 
29:52 Dressing For Yourself 
32:04 The $400 Doily Shorts 
36:14 Trying On The Viral Shorts 
38:29 Fashion Has Lost Its Mind 
40:04 The Shorts We Actually Want 

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Welcome to our compilation episode highlighting the best of our dating advice! From teaching our kids (and ourselves) green flags in relationships to yelling at young people about what's wrong with them today AND helping our producer with dating in LA. Are we qualified to give dating advice? Absolutely not. Are we going to give it anyway? You betcha.

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CHAPTERS:
00:00 — Green Flags & Red Flags 🚩
 12:29 — Dating Apps & Finding Love
 17:12 — Dating After Heartbreak
 24:22 — Why Young People Need to Get Out
 29:08 — The Magic of Going to the Pub
 33:23 — Are We Forgetting How to Socialize?
 42:02 — Dating in Your 30s
 48:56 — Forget the Apps. Go Meet Someone!
 51:16 — How I Knew He Was “The One”
 53:45 — The Best Dating Advice

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Jen celebrates her father-in-law’s 90th birthday and somehow gets mistaken for the birthday girl. Plus, retirement dreams, church karaoke, bricking your phone, and one very aggressive lemon.

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CHAPTERS: 
00:35 Retirement Communities Are Actually Fun?!
04:32 We’re Moving to Connecticut
05:40 We’re Going to Retire Together
06:25 The 90th Birthday Party
09:13 The Most Awkward Hotel Room Story Ever
15:13 The Big 90th Birthday Party
16:43 Her Daughter Takes Over Karaoke 🎤
23:15 The “Lemon” Conversation 🍋
24:27 I Bricked My Phone
30:01 We’re Talking About Sex Toys Now
36:30 The Real Reason She Bought a Red-Light Device
40:17 Is It Actually Worth It?
41:18 Please Don’t Put the Lemon in There 😭

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Kristin's family vacation did not exactly go according to plan. Join us as she recounts a Cyclospora outbreak, nonstop vomiting, diverted flights, an unexpected night in Vegas, and a fever dream of a trip to Texas. Plus, we compare vacation highs and lows and prove that sometimes the best family memories come from the absolute worst travel stories.

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CHAPTERS: 
00:16 — Jen's Jack the Ripper Adventure
03:35 — London Was MUCH Darker Than Expected
08:00 — The Shocking Truth About Jack the Ripper
12:53 — Jen Abandons the Tour 😂
17:10 — Jen Returns From Europe Completely Exhausted
17:59 — Meanwhile... Kristin's Vacation
19:46 — It All Started With Some Tacos
21:21 — The Kids Start VIOLENTLY Throwing Up
23:24 — Both Kids Are Sick
26:52 — The Lettuce Outbreak
27:56 — "I Paid So Much for Those Tacos!"
29:44 — The Diarrhea Lettuce Investigation
30:39 — The Flight From Hell
33:45 — Kristin Gets Stranded in Vegas
34:29 — Welcome to the Houston Heat
35:23 — A 102° Fever in an 86° House
37:50 — Europe vs. Houston
38:14 — At Least There Was a Silver Lining
39:21 — Taco Bell Will Fix Everything

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Jen is fresh off a European adventure through London, Amsterdam, and Paris, while Kristin is barely holding it together knowing her own vacation disaster is still to come. Join us as we talk West End surprises, World Cup pubs, Anne Frank's House, the Louvre jewel heist, and the hotel room with the see-through bathroom that almost ended one marriage. Next week: Kristin's Cyclospora-fueled Texas vacation from hell.

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CHAPTERS: 
01:52 ✈️ Jen’s European vacation begins
03:40 🎂 Delilah’s surprise birthday in London
05:20 🎭 Beetlejuice on the West End
07:16 🚌 Double-decker buses & surviving jet lag
08:02 🍺 London nightlife & the World Cup
13:27 🚆 London → Amsterdam
14:47 🏨 The Amsterdam hotel nightmare
21:59 🚲 Amsterdam’s terrifying bike culture
25:00 🍜 “Do we just go home?”
29:10 🕯️ The Anne Frank House
32:05 ❤️ Why travel makes us more human
33:53 🚲 Amsterdam bikes, rain & European “fragrance”
36:46 🚆 Amsterdam → Paris
37:49 🖼️ Jen gets the inside scoop on the Louvre heist
42:18 🥐 Paris, touristy stuff & the key to family travel
44:26 ✨ The magical ending to Jen’s London trip
46:29 👀 Wait… there’s a Part 2?!

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