IMPOSSIBLE COIN

Incredible fire episode here folks. We got Big Sach in the house. However, we do not have Karen Troutfisher. The gang discusses perpetual disappointment engine Rockstar and walking calamity Randy Pitchford. We also got feet pics, horny Digimon, an amazing wrestling pay-per-view and a whole rack of lamb. THIS IS VIDEO GAMES.

RIP Brian's Xbox One. (Kind of.) Rocky gets that discount sushi. (For the Switch.) Tegan lies to her mother. (About this podcast.) Folks, you can get more than a mattress from a loot box now. You can also get crankable video game consoles, potentially ineffective legislation, Chris JERWRECKO and cereal to murder people with. Video games!

What happens when you warm Rocky, Tegan and Brian's heart? You congratulate yourself for making the Detective Pikachu movie! The gang takes a trip to Spoiler Town and reviews our thoughts and feels on the movie. (including appreciated similarity to some other films.) Join us friends and do the mental health version of doing stuff.

Rocky, Tegan and Brian dig into what they are expecting at E3 this year. Will Sony drop a video closer to the show? Does Nintendo want to show off the baby Switch? Will Microsoft deliver on all the anticipation? Who will crap the bed harder, Bethesda or Square-Enix? What's next in Devolver Digital lore? Grab a Ham Duet! It's E3 prediction time!

I'm pretty sure I've used the 'the episode has everything schtick' before but hey, THIS EPISODE HAS EVERYTHING. We got an update on the shed, Scorpion versus a Boeing Jet in this year's hottest cross tag battle game, unwashed legs and hindquarters, upside-down England, Steam bullshit, Randy Pitchford and of course unfair labor practices. THESE ARE VIDEO GAMES.

Brian returns from being sick. He is, however, sick of his dad's crap. (The shed is explained.) Tegan and Rocky accuse Brian of gatekeeping a blue hedgehog. He calls them out on the malarky. You might want to unbuckle your pants for Kickstarter's next big hit and you can leave them unbuckled for Call of Duty. The crew salutes Solitaire before colliding with a bat to destroy the bat.

Join us gentle listeners as Rocky and Tegan throw the purple bad man with the oven mitt into the mountain of doom in order to restore the power of anime and friendship. Rocky also does a Fortnite and a Fortnite Taco Shop while doing an Apex Legends on YouTube! (Lean in real close nerds. I was sick last weekend and have been busy all week. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS IN THIS EPISODE. Let's pretend that stuff I said was right and find out together. Can you ever forgive me podcast children?)

This show has everything you expect from a video game podcast. We deep-dive the romantic comedy genre and identify those responsible for the rom-com crash (Kate Hudson and Dane Cook). We discuss the phenomenon of shipping real people (including ourselves). Rocky reveals a conspiracy theory to Brian which he doesn't have the strength for. Tegan doesn't have the strength for much. By trying to show us they're good Sony may have proven they're bad. Video games y'all.

Come with me into the ketchup filled ball pit as the crew savors the new Star Wars trailer. Video game companies are still very bad. Labo VR is for more than looking up a chicken's butt. I guess the FTC is putting on LootBoxCon 2019. Can't wait to see the cosplay contest. Hopefully someone wears a copper banana hammock.

Gather round friends! You are invited to the cookout. It's a different kind of cookout. It's one earned by defeating the Aztec Deadmaus with the best grandma ever. Rocky, Tegan and Brian present a cautionary tale of ever pretending to be somebody's boyfriend.