IMPOSSIBLE COIN

2017's biggest knife fight returns as 2018's biggest knife fight. Now with cosmetic DLC for better knives. Rocky, Tegan and Brian dig into an argument that took them three hours to hash out last year. Best Moment. So they sensibly broke it out into its own episode this year. That did not temper their passion for any of the games broached. Come with us on this journey. We've reached the point where the hosts tell each other to fuck off. It's gonna be famous. At least there's no Fortnite this week.

Our heroes are still waist deep in 2018's best games. (They take a detour for the biggest disappointment and THEY GOT A PLAN.) Captain Spirit and anime tiddies find time to shine and Tetris is so legendary it isn't even allowed to participate in one category. Put on your finest tuxedo; it is GOTY season.

We're starting to get into vicious knife fights. Tegan wants to protect her boy. HER SON. (Apparently he's an android.) Rocky is out here to fight for Octopath Traveler and Brian is ready to enforce THE BLOOD PRICE. It's GOTY season y'all.

Friends, it is that time of year. Tegan turns on Rocky. Rocky turns on Brian. Brian turns on Tegan. Festival Hardbody turns on them all. And Rocky pays THE BLOOD PRICE. It's GOTY season.

It's the holidays, OK? You know what doesn't happen during the holidays? News. Well, maybe it does but it doesn't happen here. The gang (plus Joe) are too busy with unexpected additions to the Smash roster, Asian mom apologies, titties for the culture and totally wild Hearthstone battlecries. (This episode contains 40 minutes of Smash talk, 20 minutes HAHNIME and 20 minutes wrasslin') By warning you I have totally alienated you. Please download this anyway.

The gang discuss the myriad inefficiencies of the New York Police Department. Tegan talks about the prospect of drinking a bunch of energy drinks and flipping out in an airport. Brian is knee-deep in that Hearthstone. (He has a sickness and the only cure is discard Warlock.) Meme level tactics are alive DAY ONE. A key discussion topic on this video game podcast is controversial canvas bags and a company that creates its own security vulnerabilities. Epic has a store, Steam is still garbage and Rocky and Tegan have the mix-up. And remember, ultra friends can battle remotely.

Rocky is harassed by police and they tell him that he is a dreaded man in New York. Some kinda weird Instagram bread fetish is explored. Rocky and Tegan explain, at length, Full Metal Alchemist and more anime. Brian looks deep inside himself and finds doubt. WHAT ELSE IS NEW AMIRITE? Hitman, Hearthstone, FFXIV and the Pokemans all come up organically. It was organic man. Also, the man, Becky Lynch is hailed as champ and greatest.

What's up fam? We hope you all had a good Thanksgiving and got whatever you wanted on Black Friday. We know there is one thing you wanted that you want that you haven't gotten yet, our Fast Five watch-along. To that end fam, here it is. See you at the cookout.

City sidewalks. Something sidewalks. Tegan, Rocky and Brian assemble on Thanksgiving FOR YOU and this is your fault. Learn where to get stuff for 200% anime fans, safe stuff for wrasslin fans and all the best gift ideas for video games. There might even be some hawt clothing tipz and board game tips. The Rock ate two pizzas and the holidays are here. CITY SIDEWALKS.

Yo, we got it all. The hawtest Red Dead takes are here. Brian is knee-deep in Hitman 2. (He likes it. A lot.) Rocky attempts to convince us that Death Stranding is coming out next year. HA! They're releasing boneless Xboxes next year. The Pokemon trailer makes us feel alive. Swatting is stupid but at least there are consequences. Advertisers run wild without consequences and Becky Lynch will own your heart.