IMPOSSIBLE COIN

Tegan spins a web of lies regarding a new "healthy" orange food and encourages pizza CEOs to follow their dreams. Rocky is upset with his Steam trash. Brian possibly got someone fired and is vexed by a planet full of irritating knock-off Brians. The team talk about God of War being a super good game. They also talk about an erotic match 3 puzzler being super good too. Really. Rocky might be spending less time murdering community leaders in Extinction and there is a contest to win a copy of Extinction.

Gaming journalist, novelist and meme enthusiast Nadia Oxford drops by to talk USGamer, 1up.com, Youtube, Japanese games and unionization with Brian and Rocky. A wide variety of new cats grade mail and handheld gaming is properly venerated.

Rocky has changed jobs and passionate about Mega Man eating sausage. Rocky has not played his Steam trash. Tegan continues reporting from the front lines of Overwatch dumbness. The team roasts Billy Mitchell for being Billy Mitchell. One more opportunity is found to dunk on Lawbreakers. Steam is especially bad this week.

Brian has questions about the coffee pot and the robbers. Tegan and Brian are not enjoying Far Cry 5. It's a bad video game. You can't add Far Cry to Far Cry to fix Far Cry. Rocky is gathering spring tickets in Monster Hunter World. Some folks might have been negligent with their Steam trash. There is talk about some hawt rumorz™.

Brian was out sick with the exhaustion. (Spoiler: he is still super tired.) Rocky and Tegan take this opportunity to discuss anime in larger quantities. (Please understand.) Rocky also talks about the Monster Hunter. (Please understand.) Tegan riffs on A Way Out and being double undercover. Rocky waxes hopeful about Unity snuggling with cryptocurrency. The game will be changes.

Rocky surprises Tegan and Brian with corporate virality. Tegan comes to terms with spending money on in-game purchases in free to play stuff. Rocky finishes Celeste, Tegan comes around on Fe and Brian is confused by the visual chaos of Kirby Star Allies. Nindies are discussed and Ubisoft assures their own freedom.

The crew discovers that Jeff Bezos is like evil anime. The best source for farm to table lewds is discussed. Paris Hilton speaks truth to power about Nintendogs. Rocky and Tegan call in to question Kim Kardashian's anime cred. Tegan and Brian rise up in Monster Hunter revolt. Sword Art Online, Fe, Life Is Strange: Before the Storm, Celeste and the powers of cronch are all explored. Come along with us and learn about the butter dish.

So we had a guest and managed to not completely shit the bed. Dave Lang hung out and shared some cool insights into in Extinction and how the game came about, told a story about what might have been with Clayfighter, talked a little about microtransactions and set Tegan straight on her nonsense about sandwiches. In honor of guest this week our show notes are not farm to table. They are bespoke.

Tegan is pouring trash into her body and has discovered exercise. Rocky continues killing pillars of the community or as he calls it, playing Monster Hunter World. Brian plays old video games (again) because he is old and not socially relevant. The team dissects the Nintendo Direct, wonders what's up with CoD and slowly realizes that the PUBG update might now be the Fortnite update. If you are from now the Lang episode is next really. If you're the future your optimized search engine prevented you from even seeing this first.

Look, if you're from the future looking for the episode with Dave Lang it's the next one. Not this one. If you're from now Lang is on next week. Rocky and Brian just needed to calm Tegan regarding the impending interview. Also Rocky murders a variety of neighborhood heroes, anime happens and Brian played old games again. The ESA is the worst and someone may have earned a comically oversized check.