Tegan beats arounds the bush about what she is going to do at con. (Spoiler, she's gonna get wasted.) The whole gang gets embroiled in a conversation about titties both anime and otherwise. Hearthstone gets cancelled. Rocky delivers the bad news about some game delays. The team briefly mourns the Vita and Boss Key Studios. Microsoft delivers a big win for accessibility and Tegan remembers one thing about Joe.

Tegan explores her trauma for all our benefit. Tegan spends an unseemly amount of money on Digiman Tricycle merchandise. Rocky played Fortnite. (So basically Rocky is closer to normal than Tegan or Brian since most people play Fortnite now.) Brian educates the team on a notable Japanese film star and cosplayer with a penchant for high stakes Yoshi cosplays. Canadian Wal-Mart shit the bed and Square Enix is coming to E3. And two winners are announced for Steam keys for Extinction! Come and enjoy our vibrant plumage.

For an E3 predictions episode we sure do spend a lot of time on how well Yoshi does with the ladies. (Spoilers Yoshi is knee-deep y'all.) Rocky and Tegan hold misguided opinions about Super Mario Sunshine. We spend too much time talking about EA (again). Much E3 speculation is had with particular focus on Ubisoft, Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft.

Tegan spins a web of lies regarding a new "healthy" orange food and encourages pizza CEOs to follow their dreams. Rocky is upset with his Steam trash. Brian possibly got someone fired and is vexed by a planet full of irritating knock-off Brians. The team talk about God of War being a super good game. They also talk about an erotic match 3 puzzler being super good too. Really. Rocky might be spending less time murdering community leaders in Extinction and there is a contest to win a copy of Extinction.

Gaming journalist, novelist and meme enthusiast Nadia Oxford drops by to talk USGamer, 1up.com, Youtube, Japanese games and unionization with Brian and Rocky. A wide variety of new cats grade mail and handheld gaming is properly venerated.

Rocky has changed jobs and passionate about Mega Man eating sausage. Rocky has not played his Steam trash. Tegan continues reporting from the front lines of Overwatch dumbness. The team roasts Billy Mitchell for being Billy Mitchell. One more opportunity is found to dunk on Lawbreakers. Steam is especially bad this week.

Brian has questions about the coffee pot and the robbers. Tegan and Brian are not enjoying Far Cry 5. It's a bad video game. You can't add Far Cry to Far Cry to fix Far Cry. Rocky is gathering spring tickets in Monster Hunter World. Some folks might have been negligent with their Steam trash. There is talk about some hawt rumorz™.

Brian was out sick with the exhaustion. (Spoiler: he is still super tired.) Rocky and Tegan take this opportunity to discuss anime in larger quantities. (Please understand.) Rocky also talks about the Monster Hunter. (Please understand.) Tegan riffs on A Way Out and being double undercover. Rocky waxes hopeful about Unity snuggling with cryptocurrency. The game will be changes.

Rocky surprises Tegan and Brian with corporate virality. Tegan comes to terms with spending money on in-game purchases in free to play stuff. Rocky finishes Celeste, Tegan comes around on Fe and Brian is confused by the visual chaos of Kirby Star Allies. Nindies are discussed and Ubisoft assures their own freedom.

The crew discovers that Jeff Bezos is like evil anime. The best source for farm to table lewds is discussed. Paris Hilton speaks truth to power about Nintendogs. Rocky and Tegan call in to question Kim Kardashian's anime cred. Tegan and Brian rise up in Monster Hunter revolt. Sword Art Online, Fe, Life Is Strange: Before the Storm, Celeste and the powers of cronch are all explored. Come along with us and learn about the butter dish.