Ok, spoiler alert, we all really liked this one and you should watch this show. Sadly, it's only on Apple TV+, which means you've probably never heard of it even though it got four seasons and was executive produced by M. Night Shyamalan. People tell me that Apple TV+ has some really great shows, and all evidence I've seen says that's true. I'm still not signing up for an Apple product of any kind. Tim Apple will just have to deal with that.

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The real title is just Old, but calling it by its full made-up name is funnier. It's really all just right there in the title.

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We continue Season 2 with Shyamalan's 2023 film Knock At The Cabin featuring Jonathan Groff, Dave Bautista, Ruper Gr- oh shoot he's gone now I guess...

If four people showed up at your door and said that one of you had to die... that would be pretty weird right? Neat concept you think? Pretty scary, huh? You think there's any kind of surprising twist on that premise or anything? You'll just have to listen to find out...

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Season 2!!! Let's hear it for season 2! This time around, we'll be looking at the oeuvre of one of Hollywood's most identifiable auteurs, Mr. Movies Night Shyamalan. But, oh, what a twist, we'll be doing this whole season... in reverse! Join us as we set out to answer the biggest questions surrounding this enigmatic moviemaker. What is a "Shyamalan Twist?" Why does the dialogue in this movie sound so weird? Why is everyone wrong about Trap?

It's gonna be a wild ride!

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MERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY LIFE DAY!

We hope you are all safe and happy on your home planets watching your Jefferson Starship holotapes with family and friends.

Happy Life Day... and we do mean Happy Life Day.

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Heeeelllloooooo and welcome to an all new show! Now that we've finished watching terrible movies for a solid year-and-a-half, we thought it would be nice to sit back, relax, and... *checks notes*... start a whole new show about bad movies!? At least this time we're pretty sure that we're gonna like some of these. This episode is about the Super Mario Bros movie (no, not that one). Trust the fungus! It'll be a wild ride!

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Wow aren't you lucky, two episodes back to back. That's what happens when we build up this rich back catalogue by not releasing anything for like 5 months. Not really fighting the abandoned podcast allegations...

We made it... Did you think we would make it? I don't think we were even sure we would make it. But we made it!

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Guiseppi Gasagna is back and he is back with a vengeance! Follow along as he tortures us one last time on our encyclopedic knowledge of Steven Seagal and his many terrible movies. There are no winners, only losers, but we're battling to see who loses the least!

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You've stuck with us for 49 episodes over nearly 2 years, and for 49 episodes we've talked about the long awaited sequel to 1988's Above The Law. We're finally here, and boy-oh-boy is it disappointing and anticlimactic.

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Sorry this one is a week late, but Bad Boys: Ride or Die came out last week so I had to catch that... and I also kinda just didn't feel like sitting down to edit it, ya know? We're 48 deep here and lemme tell ya, it ain't getting any easier.

What is there to even say about General Commander (2019)... not sure but we somehow managed to talk about it for like an hour.

Almost there. I'm seeing the light at the end of the tunnel...

Look at lil' Podcasting Bailey though!

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