Cara and Cayleigh are back in the doghouse, for real.  After telling you Tiffany and Hannah were next to go, we decided not to waste your time being all correct and shit last week.  Anyway can you believe Kyland really tried to fight X out here on live t.v.? Now everyone knows X isn't a bartender because he would have had some moves for that bitch.  Basically, Kyland is the worst and we are happy he's in jury, no doubt enduring the wrath of the scorned Sketch Beth.  X is sitting pretty right now, but he has to win the next comp.  In the Bravoverse we talk Candiace's video shoot and Kathy Hilton's house "lady."  All that and bonus beaver content in the Doghouse.

Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse discussing tonight's HOH comp and noms and much to our dismay Kyland won that shit so Tiff and Hannah are on the block.  Tiff better win that veto comp.  We also discuss jury management and how Kyland's unlikable ass doesn't have much of a shot at winning. Also bonus high school gym class talk and Cara catches us up on Teen Mom. All that and more in the Doghouse.


Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse discussing tonight's dub evict and to exactly no one's surprise (except maybe Alyssa) Claire and Alyssa went to jury. Julie's outfit was brutal, as usual. The Cookout did it! Now it's time for the shit to start.  Hannah was the last HOH which basically means that Tiff better win that HOH or her ass is going home. Thursday's double eviction will be way more exciting than this week's for sure.  In other BB news, Celebrity Big Brother is happening this winter, so listen to our cast wish lists/demands. Cayleigh updates Cara on the Challenge and lets us know the hotties to check for. In the Bravoverse, EJ is so horrible that she has us agreeing with PK and Rinna wants a cookie for eating fish. All that and more in the Doghouse.

Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse discussing tonight's Veto Competition and it's fallout.  Alyssa's big win was worst case scenario for Tiffany's game and the Cookout began to question whether or not they could trust Tiff.  Tiff stayed true to her alliance and nominated her best girl Claire, all but sealing her fate.  Zing Bot underwhelms but at least he delivers his lines with more integrity than Chenvez.  In the Bravoverse we discuss Potomac  and other messy housewife shit, and more, probably, in the Doughhouse.


Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse discussing tonight's nominations.  Sunday we told y'all that Tiff won HOH because we aren't here to play in your faces like Moonvez and CBS, anyway tonight we learned that the Cookout wanted Claire out this week so that move didn't go over great with the alliance.  As expected, X and Alyssa are up on the block, but will the Veto comp change that?  Cayleigh thinks that it doesn't matter, with the double eviction, Alyssa and Claire are gone this Thursday, while skeptical ass Cara thinks the Cookout will implode sooner.  Bonus kitchen fire stories that we tie into Below Deck Med because life is a reality show. All that and more in the Doghouse.


Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse discussing tonight's live eviction and HOH endurance comp.  SketchB is finally off our tvs (well except for those annoying ass jury check-ins, we get it Brit, you can kick that statue's ass with your karate) Derek F gladly to evotes his ass to the dround during the first commercial break, while Tiff held on for the long haul. Chenvez, that rotton bitch, revealed the next two Thursdays will be Double evictions, which is bad news for Alyssa and Claire. Also the Challenge and Bev Hills shit and probably more, in the Doghouse.

Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse discussing tonight's Veto Comp and debating whether or not Sketch Beth has inserted her finger into Kyland's rectum.Hannah's big Veto win allowed her to remove X from the block, but not before Kyland blows up his own game trying to save SB.  Tomorrow will no doubt be SB's last day, but who will be the next target? Has Kyland sketched everyone out enough that he could be a target ? In the Bravoverse, Ramona's bedazzled titties confused the shit out of Cayleigh. What the hell was that episode? All that and more in the Doghouse.

Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse discussing Baby D's dismissal and Tiff's big win.  We think SBeast is gone next week, but what is Tiff's plan to execute?  Chenvez was nonstop embarrassing as usual and we can't help but ponder if Kyland was throwing shade when he complimented those ugly ass earrings. Cayleigh updates our asses on the Challenge, spoiler alert: there's still too many people.  In the Bravoverse, we ponder how Dorit can still be the worst person at the table, while sitting across from someone who literally stole from orphans and widows (allegedly). All that and more in the Doghouse.


Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse discussing tonight's Veto Comp discussing X's big win. Dominos Motherfucker. X may have won the golden power of veto, but Dereck F won our hearts by being the only one to go for that money.   Seems certain that Cara will have her heart broken before Sarah Beast's reign of terror ends, but our girl Tiff is going all out to try and save him--is that for real or just her jury game though? All that and more hot takes and sound effects in the doghouse.