Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse discussing dicks on our tvs-literally and metaphorically. Sarah Beasts reign of terror continues as she places familiar faces Claire and Derek F both up as pawns.
SBeast thinks she's playing her best game, but we all can see Kyland is pulling the strings here.  Alyssa wins the High Rollers comp and takes Big D off the block, but her luck runs out when the roulette wheel lands on X.

Cara and Cayleigh are back in the doghouse, and in a bigger twist than BB has provided for us all season, Cara caught an episode and Cayleigh -- didn't. Lord help us as we rely on her memory alone for the recap. Cayleigh's concern about Claire's role in the future destruction of humankind heightens, as Cara's attraction for Kyland wanes, but only a little. WE FUCKIN FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT THE RAPPING because we relied on Cara's recap. Jesus Christ Cara. But we remember Cayleigh's deep hatred for Sarah Beth as she takes HOH. Plus bonus thoughts on Bev Hills!

Cara and Cayleigh are back in the doghouse after an extended mental health break. Listen as we joyfully reminisce about the patriarchy being bashed BB style with Christian's unceremonious eviction,
 Chenvez's resemblance to a turd, Sarah Beth's the fucking worst, Derek F's sass level and why did Kyland have to win?

Cayleigh catches up on the Challenge because someone has to and Cara caught up on Bevs so we hit that too. All that and more in the Doghouse.

Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse discussing the houseguests unanimous decision to get rid of Whitney. Whitney believes she was evicted because of her commitment to female empowerment so Cara ranks the male houseguests in order of hotness to help bash the patriarchy. And Cayleigh explains the importance of washing your feet. We are hoping for a Tiff and/or Hannah HOH but will also accept a Dreamboat Derek and/or Xavier HOH because they are the hottest. All that and more in the Doghouse.

Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse discussing Claire's Wild Card Comp win and Christian nominating Whitney and Hannah. Big D is correct that Whitney's outfit is ugly, but he need to let that bitch live a little fashion wise and just attack her for being Q-Anon. Is Claire personally responsible for the future destruction of the human race with her AI work? Cayleigh says yes.
 All that and more hot takes in the doghouse!

Cara and Cayleigh are back in the doghouse discussing tonight's eviction and HOH comp. All went as viewers expected: Julie looked like shit, Big D fumbled his words while attempting to cast his vote, Britini forced us to sit through a slam performance, and Brant was blindsided-ish? Christian won the HOH comp, ensuring that Cayleigh will be forced to see the nasty name Chrisalyss for at least two more weeks. In the Bravoverse, Cara still ain't seen shit so we didn't say shit about it. All that and more! Or not, in the doghouse.


Cara and Cayleigh are in the doghouse discussing tonight's veto competition and the struggles of looking cool while performing karate. Brent beat Britini but embarrassed himself in every other conceivable way. Christian won the power of veto and chose to keep the noms the same, which is bad news for Brent and Cayleigh (the only other person who thinks he should stay in the house). In the Bravoverse, Ramona can't even keep quiet long enough to let her dead brother give her a message from the other side. All that and more in the doghouse!

Cara and Cayleigh are back in the doghouse discussing tonight's Wild Card Comp and Houseguest Nominations.  Britini blames her bad math on Tiffany and Dreamboat Derek X while Brent rubs everyone the wrong way.
 We also ponder what the hell Azah is doing and just a little more! 

Cara and Cayleigh are back in the doghouse discussing the house's huge mistake in getting rid of Frenchie after being forced to sit through and fake support Britni's rap. Some things are unforgiveable and we hope Xavier puts her on the block for Hip Hop Culture next week. And also Whitney and/or Brent or Christian because we hate them all.  No real updates in the Bravoverse tonight, just that Erika is still the worst. All that and more noodle talk in the doghouse.


Cara and Cayleigh are back in the doghouse discussing the veto comp and Frenchie's over all failures.  Dreamboat Derek X. won the veto but ultimately chose not to use the power, because he is scared af (according to Cayleigh). Despite the odds, Cayleigh is hoping Frenchie can pull through while Cara has had enough of his shit.
 In the Bravoverse, Cara is one of the millions who can't be bothered to watch RHONY but we got feelings on Potomac. So many feelings, listen and find out.