Cara and Cayleigh are back in the doghouse discussing the Wild Card competition and Kylands' nominations. To no one's surprise, Sarah Beth was better at remembering stuff than Brent and Frenchie. Kyland puts up Britni and Frenchie. Cayleigh is hoping to see a meathead get backdoored, while Cara is craving French toast.  In the Bravoverse, Cara is thrilled by the nude interlude and Cayleigh is mad at another old guy for marrying a young woman. All that and more in the doghouse, woof woof.


Cara and Cayleigh are back in the doghouse discussing the first eviction of the season and just like every other season prior, and in horror movies, the white guy with abs was eliminated first. When will white men catch a break on this program? Piss off Travis, we always hated you.
 We are pumped to see Kyland as HOH and straight up mad at Moonvez's poncho. In the Bravoverse, Cara is falling for Erika's shit and Cayleigh says eat the rich (looking at you Sutton). All that and RHONY musings because Cara put in work since vacation ended.
 Bye Bye White Guy Again (apparently)

Cara and Cayleigh are back in the doghouse and not dead like you might have assumed - we just feel that if RHONY doesn't have to air for a week, neither do we. Eboni K. Williams hosts an educational dinner party that leaves us wondering what Eboni R. Williams is doing right now; Ramona continues to embody all the worst American traits & Sonja is a treasure. On Shahs, Mike is a shitbag and Tommy still loves the Mets. Cayleigh tells us how she really feels about Erika and Cara breaks down what makes Family Karma so wholesome and special.
 All that and a rehashing of a Kennedy conversation that happened off air and more! 

Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse despite all of Snax's attempts to hold us down. Cara didn't watch anything, or did she? Seems like all the real action is playing out off the shows though: GG reads Dodd & Eryka's lawyers drop her because of a Hulu documentary - then take her back? How did Cayleigh just pronounce "ableist"? What the hell is going on?

Cara and Cayleigh are back in the Doghouse discussing Kellyanne's diction choice, the source of Cayleigh's mysterious "sources," her confusing feelings for Darrell and the deep sadness that is settling in as we wait for Big Brother to start. In the Bravoverse we muse over the ethics of forcing anyone to try and have a meaningful discussion with Luann or Ramona and how responsible it is to glamourize Kathy Hilton's obvious early onset dementia. Someone come slap that Red Bull out of grandma's hand! 

Yes! Cara and Cayleigh are discussing The Challenge All Stars Finale - after Cayleigh gets the taste of mayo out of her mouth. 

Cara and Cayleigh are back in the doghouse and discussing TJ's final. Why the hell is he trying to kill these old people? We need them for season two. Jisela and Derrick K go home for being the worst at canoeing and Aneesa and Eric take it easy on their run. We can only assume next week will be a ladder match and
 whoever doesn't have a heart attack wins. 
In the Bravoverse we contemplate the impact Kathy Hilton will have on the crew and Kyle's nose job. She looks different. Teresa still sucks and a big sailboat hits a dock.