"I hurt my arm last night. What'd you do? Slept." There is absolutely nothing worse than waking up on a deflated air mattress at 3 a.m. with your arm tucked like a chicken wing. We all know the tragic reality of realizing your only pillow for the night is a tightly pulled cinch bag stuffed with Jordan shorts and a cell phone charger. 

We map out the absolute survival mode of trying to sleep in random RVs and the psychotic behavior of wanting to take a nap in the middle of a busy TJ Maxx. The conversation shifts to a massive weekend of racking up fat stats 🤰  from panic-ordering a dozen at Long's Donuts to asking for a "tote" of 12 cookies at McDonald's past midnight. We also break down the draft for teachers picking their ideal classroom rosters, and reminisce about aggressive pit stains on a grey t-shirts during freshman orientation. Plus, we talk about the legendary teacher move of faking a classroom into thinking they are in trouble right before giving them an extra hour of kickball 🥹 If you're still reading this comment your weekend fat stats!

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