It’s 23 November 2002. Luis Figo trots over to take a corner for Real Madrid against Barcelona. Moments later, a severed pig’s head sails onto the pitch — lobbed by a fan of the club that claims to be “more than a football team.”

Once adored, now despised, Figo had become public enemy number one for the Blaugrana, and the Camp Nou was baying for blood (and ham).

Inspired by this gloriously grotesque episode in football history, Johnny and Alistair host a snake draft of snakes — picking players who crossed the great divides to join their fiercest rivals.

Expect grudges, betrayal, and zero no-celebration celebrations from whoever wins this one. 🐖⚽🔥