There's nothing like the irresistible aroma of mayonnaise to drive the women wild. Maybe if you're a Tennessee Titan quarterback. Or if you're a Kansas City Chiefs star, you can free the Chicken Wing Embezzler from jail by buying back the $1.5 million in chicken wings that were stolen. However, if you tell someone they have stinky feet, you could get yourself shot in the face. Bonus stupidity for a midweek boost!