"The Star Spangled Banner" is tough to sing sober, so if you're drunk, then don't. Ingrid Andress didn't get that message. On a plane but need a drink? Pass on the airline coffee & the airline ice cube & suck on your coconuts...& get your mind out of the gutter. The only way to get squeaky-clean is using your own belly fat for home made soap.

If someone in your family is talking about establishing a "revival trust", you may want to inquire in what century they plan to be revived. If your girl thinks it would be fun to have you drink your margarita as it's poured in between her butt cheeks--at a FAMILY restaurant, you may want to find a new girl. What happens when "Thelma & Louise" meet "Weekend At Bernie's"? Find out the stupid outcome.

More stupidity at 35,000 ft. when a woman takes a bite out of an airline steward's uniform. A family trip to an amusement park's "Lazy River" was met with a naked & plastered septuagenarian floating in the water. The ladies now have a clever online app that will take hand pics of their beaus & render predictions on their manhood.

Florida Man & Crocodile Dundee have a few things in common. Like using a reptile with sharp teeth to open their beer cans. Fireworks & stupidity do not mix & it's always evident on Independence Day in the USA. If you want to spice up your fun in the bedroom, using hair removal cream is not a good first move, even if your partner thinks it is.

Apple Watches have many functions but I'll bet you never thought of using one to assault your significant other. Philadelphia, PA is the City of Brotherly Love...and the Broad St. Market, who is looking for a new name for it's tent. You should know better than to believe everything your see on TikTok. Nevertheless, people are scrambling their pancakes anyway.

Girls just wanna get tall...so they're having their femurs broken & getting extendable nails inserted into their legs. A man found more than one snake in his boxer shorts as he slept. Some Chinese find patting sheep butts very relaxing...and the sheep love it, too. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is back for more stupidity!

In this bonus episode, porch pirates are fighting over the loot. Another TikTok craze that involves mixing green onions in your latte. Also more shenanigans with COVID Relief money going toward a woman's Brazilian Butt Lift procedure. This along with the latest current event stupidity & our Genius Awards!

This week there's only one episode since my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is in PA visiting! So you're getting some bonus material on the Weekend Episode. And there's no shortage in stupidity. Next week, Pancho will be back & we'll have a BONUS round of the Insane Game Show! In the meantime, eat more cheese & live a long life!

We are "Pancho-less" this week as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has bronchitis (how is this possible living in FL?). So, this is an abridged episode, sans the Insane Game Show. We'll have a double-dose in July when Pancho returns! But just because Pancho isn't here doesn't mean we're lacking in stupidity...

Teaching 2nd graders can be really challenging...it drove one teacher to drink--in class. A restaurant diner brings his blow-up doll on a date because he lost a bet. With Father's Day having come, we spotlight one dad who just fathered his 165th child, but he is looking to retire soon. Plus, hear about a new book about butts.