First of all...what "real" man volunteers himself to be castrated? And even worse...what real man wants the deed done on a kitchen table? One woman had an epiphany when she threaded an ear wax camera up her nose & found a "jewel" of a discovery. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an unbelievable story about a NY man that has a unique "honor" which "aroused" the suspicion of the TSA when going through airport security! And there's even more stupidity in store from these 5-Star examples: 

PETA Wants MLB to Change the “Bullpen” to the "Arm Barn”; 

Ringling Bros. & Barnum & Bailey Circus Returns...without Animals; 

MI Man w/Suspended License Dials Into Zoom Court Hearing While Driving; 

IN City Tries Luring In New Residents with Stand-In Grandparenting Service; 

A Drunk Driver Claimed His 4-y/o Son Was Behind the Wheel; 

A Judge Granted Joint Custody...of a Dog; 

High School Students Gave Teachers & The Principal Lap Dances at Homecoming "Man Pageant"; 

School Bans Mom From Volunteering After Finding Her On “OnlyFans”; 

Drunk Driver Tries to Set Up His Ice Fishing Shack on an Unfrozen Lake; 

Court May Decide If There’s Enough Strawberries in a Strawberry Pop-Tart; 

Rare ‘flesh-eating’ STD on the rise in UK, doctor warns; 

Criminal in a Ricky Bobby Costume Tries to Flee on a Bike with 2 Flat Tires; 

The Average American Spends More Than 6 Days a Year Washing Dishes; 

VA woman sentenced for ‘staggering’ $32M coupon scam; 

Is it normal to fart in yoga class?

Play along with "Pancho" in our weekly "Insane Game Show" to guess if it's a "Steakhouse or Gay Bar", a "Porn Star or Weatherman", & "Golf Course or Rehab"!

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S3E24 - Midweek Bonus!! 

Plenty of daddy issues in this episode with shots fired over chicken & over guitar playing! And some daddy-body issues for guys who are hiding the battle of the bulge! And "Meta Mark" Zuckerberg wants to help machines learn all about the human experience of "touch & feel"... (???) Plus other truths that are stranger than fiction...like: 

Creepy or Romantic? A Man Asked a Woman Out, After Getting Her Number from Her Dog's Collar; 

Does It Feel Like Some People Bring Out the Worst in You?; 

A Patient Waited 7 Hours in the ER, Never Got Treated, & Still Owes $700; 

A Pizza-Loving Car Burglar Was Caught "Marinara-Handed"; 

Man dies during bull-running event in Spanish city of Onda; 

Worst Sick Day Excuse Ever? A Guy Skipped Work Because He Didn't Have Any Clean Socks.

Plenty of news from the past week that will get the "Stupid Spin" & more stupendous stupidity that is christened with the "Genius Award"!

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If you really want to tick off your neighbors, a Brit have found the best way to do it. In the beginning, the LORD made the SCOTS just a "wee bit" better...and gave them the sexiest accent in the UK! You may be your family's "flower child" as the "blooming idiot", but my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found a blooming "penis plant" is what really smells to high heaven...REALLY! And there's stupidity galore with these prime examples... 

Americans Are Partly The Cause of America's Supply Chain Crisis; 

FL man will use $1M lottery winnings to upgrade to electric toothbrush; 

Man Admits to Drunkenly Shutting Down KS Water System; 

Museum's TikTok Banned for Posting Nudes So They Launch an OnlyFans; 

The Average Person Has Saved 252 Hours by Not Commuting During the Pandemic/Top Ways to be More Productive While Working from Home; 

The Largest Candy Corn Factory Has Been Hacked; 

CA school tells parents their kids must eat lunch in the rain due to COVID; 

Bud Light Is Selling an Eggnog Hard Seltzer for the Holidays; 

Mother-Of-2 Breastfeeds Her Fiancé Twice A Week; 

A Burglar Fled into the Woods, Got Lost, & Had to Call 911 to Rescue Him; 

Woman says man smashed her fence, window but police couldn’t charge him because he was ‘too drunk’; 

A Guy Was Pulled Over for Driving While Playing a Flute With Both Hands; 

Guy Finds Loophole in Amusement Park's Annual Pass, Gets Free Meals Every Day for a Year; 

Pop-Up Restaurant Karen’s Diner Opens With ‘Rude Staff & Poor Service’; 

A Missing Hiker Didn't Answer Their Phone, Because They Thought It Was a Scammer; 

A Woman Threw Tacos at Her Mom's Head & Got Arrested for Battery.

Play along with "Pancho" in another round of the "Insane Game Show" to decide if it's a "Porn Star or a Weatherman", a "Steakhouse or a Gay Bar", a "Golf Course or a Rehab", & other surprises!

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S3E22 Midweek BONUS! 

You know it's October when stupid people assault others with pumpkins. With all the flavors being used to "season" popcorn, do we really need Sour Patch Kids? When does an advertising flop for A&W Restaurants in the 1980's work best? When it's resurrected in the 2020's! And there's more stupid ideas played out in this bonus episode like: 

Kids Playing ‘Squid Game’ On Playground With Hitting & Kicking; 

Experts: You Should Never Have Ice In Your Drinks In Pubs & Restaurants; 

A Disgruntled Employee Got 6 Months for Releasing Rats at Work; 

Police Arrested a Woman Who Stole a Service Dog at a Walmart; 

Fisher-Price's Iconic Toy Telephone Can Now Make Real Phone Calls/Top Signs Your Child is Addicted to Technology; 

A Man Used Finger Guns to Steal Napkins from a Waffle House; 

A Guy Got Pulled Over, Then Fled on Foot...with a Chocolate Cream Pie. 

And as usual, I'll put the stupid spin on the past week's headlines in the "INSANE Week In Review" as well as award 7 more "geniuses" with their stupendous stupidity!

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Tik-Tok is rapidly becoming the #1 source for all things stupid. Like how to separate your scalp from your skull & finding out how kinky your are so the Chinese can steal more of your privacy information. But if you're into "kinky", I don't recommend using a bottle opener like one stupid Thailander did. But if you're going to prank your school, go big or go home (as you'll find out from my "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero"...where one senior in Chicago went real big & rickrolled his entire school district...and STILL graduated. And there's even more stupidity to commemorate "Stupid Day" that happened over this past week:

There Could Be a "Gilligan's Island" Movie & the Castaways Eat Each Other; 

‘Squid Game’ Is Causing Sales Of White Vans To Spike 7,800%; 

Parents Can Hire Wrinkles The Clown To ‘Terrify Misbehaving Children’; 

Nearly 90 Tangled Rattlesnakes Removed From Beneath Woman’s House; 

Ft. Lauderdale Residents fear roosters are being stolen for cockfighting; 

You Know Those Scary Robot Dogs? Now They've Got Guns; 

3 Carjackers Were Thwarted by an MMA Fighter...a Manual Transmission...& a K9 Officer; 

MI house where teen violently murdered his mom & sisters features chilling Halloween display; 

37% of Men Over 30 Will Gain Weight During Football Season/Reasons Your Guy's a Keeper (Even with Belly Fat); 

Legoland announce Peppa Pig Theme Park's opening date, ticket pricing; 

Pubs Are Spraying Their Toilets With an 'Anti-Cocaine' Spray; 

Waffle House Waitress Pulls Gun on Guy for Complaining About Eggs; 

Thief Needs Money for Meth To See His Imaginary Girlfriend Again; 

Trail Cam Caught Man’s Illicit Horseplay.

Play along with our "Insane Games" with "Pancho" to determine if it's a "Porn Star or a Weatherman", a "Strip Club" or a "Day Care" & more!

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S3E20 Midweek BONUS Episode! 

There's more naked stupidity for the BONUS episode featuring a naked woman roaming an airport, a naked woman streaking through an 8th Grade football practice, a realtor in L.A. who's selling a house by selling his modesty, & a man being treated in the back of an ambulance who not just got naked but put on a "show" for the medics treating him! If you're going to get naked, however, watch out for a new breed of mosquito that has a penchant for humans...you don't want to be an "all you can eat" bar for these little "buggers". Imaging going trick-or-treating to a house made of GRAVESTONES? There's a druggie who told cops he needed meth so he can see his "imaginary girlfriend, 'Emma'". And If you also are looking for a trendy new way at birth control, try out the new ultra-sonic "testicle bath". But if you're going to try out a trendy new Halloween costume, make sure you don't offend anyone in the process.

And there's also a full slate of stupid news with the "Insane Week In Review" & our 7 stupendous stupid saps who have been given the "Genius Award" fo their stupidity! This should hold you over until the weekend feed coming this weekend!

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You'll get an extra dose of stupidity from naked people in this episode...in new & creative ways! You'll also find out how to gag yourself over how people are perverting brats & coffee! And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is fresh off of a vacation in NC to tell you about one convulsing canine barfed up something embarrassing at the vet--and other unbelievable stupidity. And that's not the half of it. There's some 5-Star Stupidity coming your way... 

Rooster attacks a man on a street in Queens, NY; 

"Fart-Repelling" Bed Sheets Are Now Something You Can Buy; 

76% of Americans Say Their #1 Digestive Issue Is Constant Farting; 

FL Man Arrested for Catcalling Women & Pleasuring Himself While Driving; 

A Guy Caught Pleasuring Himself in His Car Told Cops He Was "Takin' Care of Business"; 

Wendy’s Manager Charged for Throwing Hot Oil Complaining Customer; 

Couple Opens Their Suitcase at Airport...Finds Their Dog Hiding Inside; 

A Guy Called 911 Because He Was Stuck in Traffic and Needed to Pee; 

90-Y/O Man Punches Neighbor in a Classic "Get Off My Lawn" Dispute; 

CA man sues psychic who said she could remove witch's curse from ex; 

A Mailman Wouldn't Stop Peeing on a Customer's Mailbox; 

A Man Got an Insurance Payout After a Centipede Bit His Junk; 

2 Drunk People Broke into a Water Park, Went Down a Closed-Off Slide, & Shattered Their Ankles…Now They’re SUING. 

Test your skill with "Pancho" in this week's "Insane Game Show" & see if you can tell the difference between a "Porn Star or a Weatherman", a "Strip Club or a Daycare", or a "Steakhouse or a Gay Bar"!

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S3E18 - Midweek BONUS!! 

If you've ever wondered if there were bathrooms in the Bible, now you'll know. Have you ever been driven nuts by the music played over a grocery store's speaker system? One woman went nuts over the "sad" song being played. A retired old man couldn't take his wife complaining about the view from their house any longer so he built her a new one...that ROTATES. And more tales of stupidity from these real-life examples: 

David Arquette Owns Bozo the Clown & He Wants to Create a Bozo-Verse!!!; 

2 Eagles Fans Caught Having Sex in a Bathroom Stall During The Game; 

A Guy with a Sword Starts a Fire in the Street Then Chugs Captain Morgan; 

DC Comics’ Newest Superman, Jonathan Kent, Is Here—& Queer; 

A Guy Stops to Help a Crash Victim, & She Steals His SUV w/5 Kids Inside; 

Arkansas Jailer Fired After Letting Inmate Out To Vape Marijuana; 

Man orders 100 tacos on first date, asks his DATE to pay for them.

All of the current events of the week are given the "stupid" spin with our "Insane Week In Review" & more "geniuses" get recognized for their stupendous stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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Have you ever tried to hide your hickey with a kitchen utensil? You can use a tool to scramble your eggs AND your "love bite"! If you've ever mocked women for drinking pumpkin spiced lattes, you're "sexist"! An Indian smuggler found a "crappy" way to hide his loot. And the beloved Mother Goose character who fell off the wall was kidnapped while he was taking a Dumpty... My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" (however you pronounce it!) joins me with more stupidity that will make the stupidity in your life so much less humiliating with unbelievable examples like: 

Woman arrested after being found naked in back seat of Jeep at FL car dealership; 

First It Was the "Five & Dime" store... Now The dollar store is officially dead; 

FL Woman driving convertible MINI Cooper seen hauling full-size couch; 

A Woman Reported a Fake Shooting...So Cops Wouldn't Arrest Her Boyfriend During a Traffic Stop; 

Bringing Home The Bacon Is Gonna Cost More Than It Has In 40 Years; 

Man Opens Emergency Door, Jumps Onto Wing Of Plane In Miami; 

Elected Officials in KY Must Take Oath They've Never Been in a Duel; 

A Carjacker Was Shot After Aiming His Bow & Arrow at a Cop; 

Vintage video game collection worth $100K uncovered in hoarder’s house; 

Demi Lovato Says UFO Sighting Was ‘A Beautiful & Incredible Experience’; 

Danish Artist Pockets Museum’s Cash, Declares It Conceptual Art; 

Arby's Is Selling Sweatpants & Hoodies That Smell Like Smoked Meat; 

A Missing Man Spent Hours Helping a Search Party Look for Himself; 

A Driver Was Cited for Riding in a Carpool Lane with a Skeleton; 

Man quits booze for metal, has 2 pounds of hardware removed from stomach. 

Try out your stupidity & see if you can beat "Panch" in the "Insane Game Show" to see if it's a FAKE or a FLORIDA headline, a Porn Star or a Weatherman, a Golf Course or a Rehab, a Steakhouse or a Gay Bar, or a Strip Club or a Daycare!

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S3E16 - BONUS Midweek Feed! - 

If you're ever going to post a photo on social media, hide your drugs first. One man learned the hard way. The popular Halloween yard decorations this year may trigger your neighbors in your HOA. And a Japanese company has made a special sock for your big toe for reasons you never imagined. Plus, there's other scary stupidity for October: 

Bing’s top search word is ‘Google,’ according to Google; 

A Woman Wants $1 Million from Geico After She Got an STD While Hooking Up in a Guy's Car; 

A FL Man Got Caught with Meth and Claimed It Was Medicinal; 

There's a Petition to Change the Name of Lee Co., FA to BRUCE Lee Co.; 

A Woman Renovated Her Bathroom & Accidentally Walled In Her Cat; 

Man Says He Was Driving 103-MPH, Because He Was on His Way to Buy Feminine Hygiene Products. 

The week's top newsmakers get the "stupid spin" in the "Insane Week In Review" & more real "winners" in our "Genus Awards" for stupendous stupidity!

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