He will finally get to go where many men have never gone before. William Shatner played the Captain of the USS Enterprise in "Star Trek" for years but will finally lift off to space thanks to Jeff Bezos of Amazon. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells about one 11-y/o boy who was unphased by a haunted house got an up-close & personal encounter that was all too real...and he nearly lost a toe. A woman in MO has some unreal concepts for "art" in her front yard & the local government is going to fine her if she doesn't remove it. But she would be certainly welcome to live in Mifflin County, PA with her "art" since it happens to be a mannequin with a GOOSE HEAD. Mifflin Co. celebrates the "Legend of Goose Day" every September 29...and she would be the #1 attraction. And there's more stupidity that is oozing from this episode like these: 

Hilarious PTA Signs Tell Parents ‘Don’t Go Blocking Drop Off Lines’; 

This Clown Makes Balloon Sculptures, Then Fogs Your Home With Disinfectant; 

McDonald's Is Phasing Out Plastic Toys in Happy Meals; 

A Man Named "Sir Dangerous" Kidnapped a Woman & Promised to "Make Her Life Miserable"; 

Knoxville Woman In Custody For Abandoning Burning Car While Naked; 

A Thief Was Found Sleeping on a Pile of Chicken Fingers & Meth; 

CO Contractor Destroys New Bathroom With Sledgehammer After Client Refused To Pay In 23 Hours; 

Should We Replace "Virginity" with "Sexual Debut"?; 

A Man Stabbed Someone Because His McDonald's Coffee Was Too Sweet; 

A Woman Beat-Up Her Boyfriend...When He Asked to Cuddle with Her; 

'New Yorker' Podcast Guest Advocates 'Intelligent Sabotage,' Property Damage in Climate Change Fight; 

FL man tries to trade back the vehicle he stole; 

More women using marijuana to help ease menopause symptoms; 

Why You Never Have Sex in a Car Parked on a Hill; 

CT Man Arrested After Commandeering A Family’s Home In Break-In; 

Signs You're at a Bad Haunted House;

What Is Moon Water?

And there's more fun with the "Insane Games" that you can play along with "Pancho" to figure out if it's a "Steakhouse Or A Gay Bar", a "Golf Course Or Rehab", & "Fake News Or Florida"!

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S3E14 Midweek BONUS Feed! 

A Tennessee man, with his girlfriend & his dead mother in the trunk, drive all over the Volunteer State to find an open VA Hospital so he can inform them his mother took her own life & he found her body in the woods. Guess what? It didn't go down like that! Do you think it's time to spare the lives of the 1 MILLION dogs who have died in order to show up on your dinner plate in South Korea? The President there thinks so. Since the Fall season is upon us, so is pumpkin spice...it's all over us--literally. Plus these stupid tales of terror...

20 Dumb Questions for "Ask a Stupid Question Day"; 

A Woman Made Bomb Threats at Her Boyfriend's Work So She Could Spend Time with Him; 

Facebook Puts Its 'Instagram Kids' Project on Hold; 

Costco placing purchase limits on toilet paper, other products due to COVID-related demand; 

Altoona, PA woman attacks boyfriend with metal bat, faces charges; 

A Man Poses as Disney World Tour Guide So He Can Skip Every Line.

And the week is wrapped up in stupidity with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as you'll be introduced to the most stupendous stupidity from the winners of the "Genius Awards"!

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If you're reaching for a pizza roll in the grocery store, you do NOT want to find the kind of "roll" one lady put her hand in. How many dogs can you marry simultaneously to make it in the Guinness Book? One lady is gonna try to find out. With the school bus driver shortage plaguing America this year, one school district found a solution...in a "party bus" for their students. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will give you all the stupid details along with these "Jim Dandy" tales... 

Have You Ever Been in a Fight? Over ⅓ of Americans Have; 

Top Situations When it's Okay to Slug Someone; 

On TikTok, people are eating Rice Krispies Treats before working out; 

Blue Apron debuts new “Heat & Eat” meals perfect for your fall routine; 

⅔ of People Fake Laugh at Jokes to "Fit In"; 

Things So Undeniably Funny You Never Have to Fake Laugh at Them; 

A Man Robbed the Same 7-Eleven 4 Times This Summer; 

Guy Does Circles in a Police Parking Lot Until They Arrest Him for DUI; 

Man Faces Charges After Stealing Fish Sticks from Kindergarten Class; 

Samuel Adams’ latest potent beer is illegal in 15 states; 

This Nissan Worker With ‘Enhanced Senses’ Has a Job to Ensure the Perfect ‘New Car Smell’; 

Uproar In OH Over Questionable Writing Prompts Given To Students Like “Write an X-rated Disney scenario”; 

KY Man Says He Was “Shooting His Guns at the Aliens”; 

You Can Now Buy Wine in Bottles Shaped Like Men's Junk; 

OH Woman Wakes Up To Find Burglar Sleeping In Guest Bedroom; 

A Teenager Got a USB Cable Stuck in His Urethra While Trying to Measure His Length.

And you can play along again with "Pancho" in our weekly "Insane Games"!

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S3E12 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE...

Is it really finger food if you find a REAL finger in it? A Bolivian woman did. A Pennsylvania man is facing up to 7 years in prison over a bottle of Mountain Dew. And besides the obvious, what do you do in the bathroom that could be considered "unusual"? There's a list of things that you'll discover in this episode along with these offerings...

CO town pleads for return of stolen phone booth;

Guy Tries to Rob Gas Station During Power Outage...But the Register Wouldn’t Open;

Black Wedding Dress Trend Grows During The Coronavirus Pandemic;

Have You Bought Chicken in the Past Decade? You Might Be Entitled to a Class-Action Settlement;

Heinz Is Selling a "Packet Roller" That Gets Every Last Drop Out of Ketchup Packets;

A Man Poses as Disney World Tour Guide So He Can Skip Every Line.

Plus this week's "Insane Week In Review" with the stupid spin on the latest headlines as well as our winners for the "Genius Awards" of stupendous stupidity!

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When you get your McDonald's Bacon Sandwich do you expect to find a pig nipple inside? One guy thought he saw one. But if you love tacos so much you want a subscription to get them, Taco Bell has the answer. And if you think you're going to get $1,000 to shave off your hair & eyebrows for a shampoo company, you may want to hang up the phone. One woman didn't & now she's bald as a cue ball. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Pumpkin Spice Guero" & I will WOW & AMAZE you with the amount of sheer stupidity this week like these: 

Garbage Truck Crash Uncovers Illegal Marijuana Growing Operation; 

Facebook is Apparently Going Into the Debt Collection Business; 

A Judge Rejected a Couple's Divorce Filing, & Told Them to "Work It Out"; 

Stowaway gecko takes 4,000-mile trip in traveler’s bra; 

Coffin Found in Golf Course Pond, with a 4,000-Y/O Man & an Axe Inside; 

Balenciaga Is Selling $1,200 Sweatpants with Built-In Underwear That Show; 

This Year's "Ig Nobel" Prize Winners: Chewing Gum, an Upside Down Rhino, & an “Orgasms As Decongestants” study; 

People Are Huffing Onions Because They Think It Kills Coronavirus; 

Woman Tries to Steal Fire Truck Claiming She Drank Immortality Potion; 

⅔ of Us Reward Ourselves for Working Out...& 16% Want a Trophy; 

Guy Stabs Coworker with a Pen for Telling Him to Work Harder; 

Tourists Are Now Smoking Toad Venom in Mexico’s Hipster Town Tulum; 

Researchers potty-train cows to reduce ammonia emissions; 

Drunk Woman Crashes Into Her Husband's Car, While Picking Him Up from His Own Drunken Crash; 

Aaron Rodgers Sas His Interception Throw was Due to a "Double Nut Shot"; 

Teens Are Apparently Stealing Soap Dispensers & Urinals From School For The Devious Lick Trend

And you can play along at home with another round of our "Insane Game Show"!

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S3E10 Midweek BONUS Episode! - 

The new Roombas promise not to spread your pet poop all over your house...at least for the first year. But if you want to poop bigger & fart longer, men can now do this simply by eating more fruits, veggies, grains, & BEANS! Toll booth operators got paid for more than just letting cars travel on the road...they got a show from one of the drivers. On 7 different occasions. Plus stupidity from these fine specimens...

Cats Have 7 Personality Traits, & One of Them Is "Litter Box Issues"; 

Top 5 Things Your Cat's Thinking Right Now; 

Miss America Will Now Judge the Contestants' "Health" Instead of Beauty; 

A Sorceress’ Toolkit Has Been Discovered in the Ashes of Pompeii; 

A Woman Who Missed Her Flight Claimed She Had a Bomb in Her Luggage; 

AOC Wears 'Tax the Rich' Dress to Met Gala; 

You Can Make $1,300 By Watching 13 Horror Movies.

Get the most stupid spin on the current events of the week with the "Insane Week In Review" and find out the most spectacular stupidity from the winners of the "Genius Awards"!

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If your preferred pajamas include your birthday suit, you may want to consider sleeping alone when you hear what happens while you slumber. If you prefer folk remedies for constipation, it may kill you. And if you get a text from Satan, call this priest...he knows what's happening. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will give some advice on how NOT to impress your 1st date...and how to keep your police record clean at the same time. "Pancho" will also weigh in on whether it's a good idea to market yourself as a "breeding partner". And there's also more stupendous stupidity like...

A Woman Had a Breast Reduction, but They Grew Back; 

A Guy's Credit Card Got Declined, so He Set the Place on Fire; 

⅓ of the Population Suffers from a "Fear of Fidgeting"; 

A Shoplifter Got Locked Out of Her Getaway Car; 

Chicago Newlyweds Create $240 Invoice for No-Show Guests; 

An Anti-Masker Peed on the Counter at Dairy Queen; 

Experts: Putting Your Christmas Decorations Up Now Makes You Happier; 

The Top Reasons You Should Stop Sleeping Naked; 

A Naked Woman Drove a Golf Cart...Through an Armed Standoff; 

A Paranoid PA Meth Head Thought His CD Player Was Spying on Him; 

A Woman Threw a Kid in the OH River, & Claimed Immunity Because It Was in "International Waters". 

"Pancho" will also answer a couple of questions from you seeking advice about "My Mom & Boyfriend Gang Up On How I Dress" & "My Girlfriend Leaves Bitten Nails Everywhere"! And you can play along at home with "Pancho" in the "Insane Games" to figure out is it a "Strip Club or a Daycare", a "Porn Star or A Weatherman", or a "Steakhouse or A Gay Bar"...and other fun activities!

Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM app & then subscribe to "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" channel to read the actual news stories from these stupid people & interact with the podcast!

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S3E8 BONUS MIDWEEK EDITION!...

You know how ticked you would get if you saw some grown man hold up a kid's lemonade stand? Well, this is 10 time worse. Guys who garble their words cause the girls to get off! And if you need to add any legitimacy to stupidity, enter Joe Rogan peddling the healing effects of the new COVID "drug" of choice, Ivermectin. And there's also these fine examples of "brilliance"...

Husband Was "Covered In Meat Sauce" After Domestic Spaghetti Battery; 

The Top Things We're Sick of Hearing People Say on Zoom; 

A Man Accidentally Stabbed Himself While Driving Home with Taco Bell; 

Raw Chicken Ends Up On Seattle Airport’s Baggage Carousel; 

New TikTok Trend: Testing Your Cat's Intelligence; 

What Are The Odds You’ve Been Exposed To COVID & Didn’t Get Sick?; 

‘Sissy Pants’ Celebrities Banned in China

There's plenty of current events to put a stupid spin upon with the "Insane Week In Review" and there's 7 more "Geniuses" who have won the "Genius Awards" for stupendous stupidity!

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A school district in KY is dealing with an identity problem with students where playing pretend has become stupid. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will try to keep a straight face when he talks about the school district's board meeting in VA that found out first hand...on live video...what it felt like when a "Bart Simpson" managed to infiltrate their paperwork. And a man found out first hand that using EPOXY is NOT the way to safe sex. You'll be GLUED to this episode with stupidity like this as well as... 

A Guy Created a Dating Website...Featuring Only Himself; 

OnlyFans Is Reversing Their Reversal on Sexual Content; 

Should an Employer Cover A/C for Employees Working from Home?; 

Kids Are Pranking Parents in Scholarship Videos by Lying About How Hard Their Life Was; 

Guy Tries to Rob a Store by Threatening the Cashier with a Lighter; 

Martin Luther King Jr. Is in "Fortnite" Now...Is That Cool or Super Cheesy?; 

CA Wants to Pay Addicts Not to Use Drugs; 

Teacher Breaks Off Engagement And Marries Herself; 

A "Master Manipulator" Kidnapped His Ex-Wife...So He Could Pretend to Save Her; 

GA man steals mortuary van--Corpse rolls out ahead of police chase; 

Soccer Fans Can Now Eat Their Coffee Cups; 

A Study Found the Length of a Guy's Junk Does Matter to Women; 

A Woman Arrested for Self-Pleasuring on a Beach Told Cops, "It Only Took 20 Seconds"

And there's more INSANE GAMES you can play along with "Pancho" to see if you can figure out it it's a STRIP CLUB or a STEAKHOUSE!

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S3E6 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! 

Naked baby pictures now causes a lifelong trauma for a man, 30 years afterward. Meet Spencer Elden who the world got to see a LOT of when he was 4 MONTHS OLD on the cover of Nirvana's "Nevermind" album. Now Spencer thinks $150,000 will help him deal with the fact the whole world got to see him in his birthday suit. The pandemic lockdown has changed the way we're dating. We laughed if you said you were Internet dating 20 years ago...now we prefer to ZOOM date before we meet in person. You expect to find beef in the form of a hamburger when you pull into a McDonald's drive-thru. You're NOT expecting to see beef BEFORE it becomes hamburger...sitting in the back seat of a BUICK while waiting in a McDonald's drive-thru. One woman did...and she has video. Plus there's more...!

New Study Shows Hot Dogs Shorten Lives; 

A Criminal Jumped in a Lake, so Cops Chased Him Down in a Pedal Boat; 

A Woman Might Get 15 Years in Prison for Destroying Her Company's Database After They Fired Her; 

The Top Signs You Joined a Bad Dating Website; 

Ireland under attack from sex-crazed spiders ‘the size of your hand’; 

A Guy Did Burnouts in His Rental Car, & It Caught Fire; 

Welsh Campaigners Say Dragon Should Have A Penis On Their Flag, Just Like It Does On Royal Mint Coins.

I'll put the stupid spin on the all the past week's headlines in the "Insane Week In Review" and meet 7 new winners from the "Genius Awards"!

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