Insanity Falls

Normally this would be the part where I’ve abandoned the original idea entirely, panicked for a good year or two, then tried something else. However, seeing as I shouldn’t be spending money on yet another domain name right now and I wouldn’t be caught dead using a gmail address like some kind of barnyard animal, unfortunately this shitshow must go on. By the way, people who are still using gmail accounts, if you wanna get a real email address but don’t know how, hit me up and I’d love to give you a hand. You can have it set up in about 15-20 minutes after which it will run forever without ever having to mess with it again, it uses the same gmail interface you’re already used to, and you can still have everything forwarded to your existing gmail account (or vice versa) so you won’t miss any messages. And it’s only about $10-20 a year, and if you’ve read this far, your show is at least investing that much in and you play pinball for fuck’s sake, you can afford it. The company I use personally for this sort of thing is 101domain.com because they have good prices and their interface is very navigable, plus now I’ve been using them for so long that I’ll probably be a lifelong customer as long as they don’t do anything horrible, just because I’m too lazy to research their competitors at this point. Anyway, while I don’t endorse them, I recommend them and am familiar with navigating their website so it’s probably the least fussy option if you’d like my help. Do your own research if that’s your thing though, and if you find somebody you like more I can probably still help get you going because the steps are mostly universal. Then, you’ll have done a cool serious podcaster thing that neither Zach NOR Kaneda have ever managed to accomplish, and you’ll be one step closer to whatever it is you’re trying to accomplish and gorging yourself on whatever hunger drives your need to create. Also if you haven’t guessed, the new format is that I realized just how big the character limit is in this description box, and how much more comfortable I am writing than speaking. If you’re particularly clever, you may have even guessed that I’m going to try keeping the serious stuff here, and spend the audio portion just loving pinball. The part you probably haven’t guessed yet, though, is that the editor box doesn’t allow you to add a new line in order to break up walls of text into paragraphs and that’s driving my inner perfectionist INSANE, so we lucked out big time because that means that even though this is a brand new show, we still get to be Insanity Falls. :) Let’s give it a shot. Also I think I lost a segment where I complained about the mosquitos and came back inside? Sorry about that. I think everything else survived though. I hope you like it.

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buy my new t-shirt, it just says “fuck zach meny” in comic sans

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thanks nick.

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you’re the worst. except you. you’re okay.

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don’t panic

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(podcast service announcement)

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i just wanted to know where my art blades were because not knowing made me anxious but also i wanted to have fun with that anxiety and instead he tricked me into this, that’s the version of the story i’m currently starting to tell myself and i know it’s not true but it hurts and i could use a good release valve and that motherfucker is a shrink he knew that and he’s making me dance like the master of puppets pullin straaaaaangs, holy shit metallica is such a great pin i hope i get to play one before i die of this terrible virus as i simultaneously participate in the mass delusion that it doesn’t exist and ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHERE MY ART BLADES ARE, FLIPNOUT PINBALL SUCKS ASS EVERYBODY GO BUY KANEDA SHIRTS INSTEAD BECAUSE HE SOUNDS LIKE HE’S HAVING A PRETTY HARD TIME TOO see it just goes around in a constant circle like the loop on lethal weapon 3 and whoever could make data east reproductions happen could control the earth anyway goodbye forever zach meny is trash just like zach morris also a saved by the bell would never work as a pin because the iconic moments all happened in tiny rooms and making things look tiny when they’re really not is really fucking hard so give pat lawlor a break for taking JUST A LITTLE WHILE TO MAKE SURE THAT THE PIN THAT MIGHT BE THE VERY LAST ONE HE EVER FINISHES TO HIS COMPLETE SATISFACTION AND I BET HE’S ACTUALLY KIND OF BUMMED BECAUSE HE’S SO READY FOR THE WORLD TO SEE IT NOW AND THEY CANT MAKE THE STUPID GAMES FAST ENOUGH OH GOD IH GOD OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE........... it’s okay pat, i got your back, lemme do a little song and dance for em. plus road kings is the best game ever made and you know it, because you owe part of who you are today because you ripped that game apart to make banzai run, so you’re nobody special plus if you like mark ritchie so much, imagine how HE must be feeling right now after suddenly seeing brian eddy’s most recent submission to modern pinball be hailed as the third coming of space shuttle, what if his game flops? at least people loved wonka and even fuckin dialed in which you yourself didn’t even think would be popular, and here i am trying to find one for under $7k because i’ve never shot dialed in and i’ve wanted to since 2018 and that was one of the top five reasons i was most disappointed when TPF was canceled (besides play lebowski, sorry but you’re right, licenses sell otherwise unremarkable machines.) plus, you’ve just started working with a man who knows how to make a fun game out of any license, even fuckin rah rah rollergames rollergames and now the song is stuck in your head hahahahaa i got you good............... meanwhile, tucked away in his office, dwight’s secretly living his own fantasy and having the time of his life because he figured all this shit out years ago and just laughed as he banged out some of the most fun games of the last 40 years time after time after time after time. that’s why dwight’s the only actual genius among us, heyoooooo that’s a callback which is also a callback to a callback callback and possibly the only two people in the world who get that joke are 100% laughing their butts off right now

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leave me alone

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Forfeit: balls in air.

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aka Season One

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