Inseparaville

Mallory calls upon several A-list celebrities to read her original poem, Spencer proves that not all rabbits are named Geoffrey, and a ragtag group of generic fantasy adventurers abandon their morning beers in pursuit of character development.

Spencer is allergic to Valentines Day dates, Mallory rejects a series of gentlemen-ish callers, and conservative trolls recieve studio notes on their YouTube comments.

Mallory just needs a truck and a cow catcher to survive the zombie apocalypse, Spencer proves that cows are the dogs of herding animals, and a cow performs a freestyle rap about the ten rules of orking.

Spencer reveals disturbing details about his heritage, Mallory is a water spigot bigot, and we can all survive nuclear fallout and become millionaires on just four cans of sardines a day.

Mallory rates the first 25 powers of two, Spencer rates Mallory rating the first 25 powers of two, and a high school math classmate named Jenny doesn’t remember Mallory as much as Mallory doesn’t remember her.

Spencer forsakes his manhood by not watching the Super Bowl, Mallory embraces her role as your surrogate mother by explaining the entire plot of a movie she watched, and Catachreses recites the secret, age-old oath as he’s sworn in as Inseparaville’s first official mod.

Mallory defenestrates her nefarious alter ego Sara, Spencer tries to be Sherlock Holmes and it kinda works, and Minecraft Piglins engage in voter suppression if gold is votes and you use a little imagination.

Spencer minds his keys and pews, Mallory wasn’t offered plants in New York City, and a pair of trolls with barely any YouTube views lose their library privileges after trying to storm the gates.

Mallory proclaims 2038 the Y2K of decade 204, Spencer lays his eggs in a vernal pool, and the villains in Final Fantasy XIV are socially liberal, fiscally conservative.

Mallory is absent battling a bout of depression, Spencer encourages a scammer to scam him, and Mallory’s stuffed dinosaur Zell trolls Spencer into facing reality.