Inseparaville

Spencer rails against fascism after being couped up all day, Mallory insists you’re not pro-life until you invent the key to nutrition, and MC Birth and MC Death return from the studio where they put their truce on the record.

Mallory’s car repairman has a strange courting ritual, Spencer improvs an essay on improv, and the worst wilderness guide Pamsplains condescension.

Spencer editorializes his first sci-fi novella, Mallory pins “pin” tails on the tails of -pin words, and MC Birth squares off with MC Death in the existential rap battle of the century.

Mallory almost doesn’t throw corn muffins at her crush…and then doesn’t, Spencer just wants the animals he eats to be vegetarians, and Battleship Jones and a smol interviewer settle their differences with the magic words “Flurb MacGhiGhiGhiGhiGhiGhi.”

Spencer lies to a theater full of New Yorkers, Mallory’s doctor prescribes potato chips, and Doug Lamborn’s cannabis is the representative Colorado’s 5th district deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Mallory learns math in gym class, Spencer defines incorrect words correctly, and a nameless sugar water overlord makes you build a snowman shrine in summertime.

Spencer proves everyone’s gay mathematically, Mallory is bewildered by Hannibal’s toothpick cages, and a handful of Bretts defends one another in a domestic pasta debacle.

An insecure Mallory is redeemed by a watermelon, Spencer somehow survives the Jurassic period without a college degree, and the witches of Asphalt Coven have a dark and uncharacteristic secret.

Spencer is pretty sure that comparing women to 8-bit apples isn’t wholesome, Mallory is walks, and Coca Cola is the real meaning of Christmas.

Mallory phone banks to get out the canine vote, Spencer learns how to make a shopping cart computer, and Steve meets his maker in the momless bank heist blockbuster of the summer.