Sweet relief, we’ve finally finished the Island of the Dinosaurs! In this episode we learn about Theo’s neurotic bowl-cutted rival from the young writers conference, discuss which accents you shouldn’t reinvent yourself with, and give a quick PSA about volcano eruptions.

Also in this episode: “Maybe he could have a father for once in his life.”, “It’d be a shame if your copter got crashed.”, Kool & the Gang, Jurassic Park, Harry Potter, and Pokemon.

Fun fact: this episode has no intro, and it’s our best intro yet! This time we get straight into the action, and boy is there a lot: swimming, looking, swinging, break dancing, dying, building flipping, tower building, table decorating, copter crashing, and running, lots of running. We sincerely hope you enjoy this efficient episode.

Also in this episode: “Hey, I’m the king of the skies!”, “What happened to all the chairs? And why are there so many table decorations?”, “Kevin’s with a girl he doesn't know. Run!”, “What are doing?”, Tekken, and Jurassic Park.

Things are heating up on the island as Theo's beloved characters make insane decisions in the face of extreme danger. 

Also in this episode: "They hit me with a very buoyant rock!", "The fish got less and less scared.", "He felt like he was now face to face with the devil, but the devil was mad!", Jurassic Park, Viagra

Theo would be totally humiliated if this rap went viral, so share this video with everyone you know (especially if you know Drake) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCeqYiw8flA.

Also in this episode: “Kevin’s giant smile was impossible to fit through a door.”, “I know there will be something in the future, so I will vaguely expect that there will be a future.”, Pusha T, Survivor, and TED Talks.

By the end of this spooky episode, Theo will be crazy! Not really, we actually just talk about dinosaurs, cool superpowers, stinky breath, and Pokémon the whole time. You’re going to love this episode, it’s just like dinner without the dinner!

Also in this episode: “His brown eyes were gray.”, “He didn’t want anyone to think he was a poop.”, “Three people left alone until one left.”, “The water was so hot if you put some in your mouth you would have blisters in a couple of seconds.”, WikiHow, Halloween, the Olympics, Pokémon, Jurassic Park, and The Little Rascals.

Today we introduce a new segment, and a new co-host! So settle in for another classic episode with these two [exploitive deletive] idiots, and whatever you do, don’t listen to the last 30 minutes of this episode! We’re really sorry.

Also in this episode: “It was already devouring its snack, now for the big meat!”, “You shouldn’t yell about your dino boner.”, “Kevin’s eyes burst open”, Jurassic Park 3, Home Improvement, Tim Allen, Home Alone, The Office

Good morning and welcome back to Inside the Mind of a Child Genius with Sleepy and The Grog! This morning we have 3 tips to be more alpha, an exciting new recipe to spice up decomposing leaves, and one weird trick to make your cereal delicious!

Also in this episode: “What’s a T-Rex supposed to do? Not see you?”, fish baseball, Chex Quest, and Raisin Bran.

Happy Spooky October New Year! I hope you're dressed to the nines because, new rule, you have to dress up to listen to this podcast. So grab your meat bucket and your vegetable bucket and tune-in to hear about haunted roombas, redneck dinosaurs, and millions upon millions of fish.

Also in this episode: "I bought a microwave here last week.", "I don't deserve to win.", "It was hungry, hungry for meat!", "Jump over the trick line! James did.", Texas blackouts, 3 Cowboys, WALMART, Halloween, Jurassic Park, Lord of the Rings, 300, Star Wars, and Pokemon.

I am made from erosion

And I am pleasant to see

You may find a secret

If you look behind me

Now for one final truth

That you may not find fair

I am where a dinosaur would have to jump around a pit of water by jumping straight

And turning in the air

Listen for the answer to this riddle, and much more!

Also in this episode: “It’s known for its crocodile-like head, you fool!”, “Now you want to know about Derial.”, “Come on let’s put ‘er in.”, Joedrijoe, Pidgeyjojo, mini-boats, Pokemon, The Meg, TikTok, Jurassic Park, Donald Trump, and Ghostbusters.

We finally talk about what’s on everyone’s mind: dinosaur sex.

Also in this episode: “Life was the punishment.”, “That was not good to do that.”, “Nothing really happened, but it could have.”, “Sort of like a honk from a goose.”, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Jurassic Park 3, and Drake.