Lightning and rain is typically the enemy of good golf, but this week we find out that it really only affects one of us.  Rain on a golf course can also lead to longer hours at the clubhouse bar, but not necessarily an all night party, for that you may have to venture out.

Football season is back and it is getting us hyped up for the wrong reasons.  We celebrate a wedding and a couple birthdays, and learn two things: A sack is a sack, and you can't talk at Van Morrison.

This week Hurricane Florence blew into the Carolina's and with it a steady flow of visitors to the surrounding states.  One of these refugees was our friend Sean from Nectar Sunglasses, and he has some big news on the horizon, and we aren't just talking about sunglasses.

Many of us have been in hurricane prep mode this week, and because of this the shelves are pretty bare which is keeping one VP pretty busy.  Elon Musk is reeling from his past week and learning that it can be hard to be the cool or funny guy and maintain solid executive status.  Here in the Pallet House we fall prey to marketing twice this week as we choke down salty ham and bad beer.  Stay safe my friends.

Loopholes may be controversial, but they do have their place in society.  Riverboat casinos have obviously figured out to work these angles.  Getting fired from your job could also have a brightside if you work the loophole of recording why you were let go.  Even Thanos may have created job openings despite his bad deeds.

This week we get a late night show recorded live from Beth Page Camp Resort.  We answer the tough questions like, "What is the difference between a gas and electric golf cart?"  Yeah, the tough questions.

Some weekends don't generate a lot of stories and other weekends generate too many to remember.  This week we do our best to remember the stories from one that falls in the latter.  That is bound to happen when you visit the un-hidden gem that is Seacrets.  Speaking of secrets we have another sighting of our mystery beer benefactor.

This week we say goodbye to one of our regulars, JJ, and we are so upset we are planning a trip to Ocean City to drown our sorrows. If that isn't what has gotten us down maybe it is the steady stream of Craigslist mishaps. At least we don't have an 8 pound parasite in our belly.

When it comes to getting from point A to point B few options illicit as much emotion as the car.  Oftentimes they are fun, and other times they are just damn expensive.  Sometimes they are built for speed, but all cars crawl in traffic...even opting for the train to avoid the traffic can put you right in the same situation.  This week cars are front and center, but that is better than talking about an asteroid strike.

As a rule of thumb you should probably delete your old Twitter account at age 21 and start a new one, but for some reason we keep hearing about idiots being burnt by their old teenage tweets.  While we are at it can we move on from using pennies? It seems we are full of good ideas this week, and that goes for the axe throwing too.