Reality TV has not gotten any better, but far too many of us are still watching.  Apparently underwear has gotten a lot better, but most of us are still rocking the old stuff.  Better glasses are almost always an upgrade, but if you don't remove the film on the lenses you will never see what is right in front of you.  Speaking of right in front of you; mustache season is here and a month of mustaches await.

Halloween is on the horizon which means far too much attention is being given to an outfit you will never wear again.  If you are lucky you will at least make some memories in that outfit, but this night is not always known for its "good" times.  Either way if you can find yourself a beer that pairs well with ice cream and candy the night should work itself out.

Some concerts are expensive on the front end, but others are more expensive on the way out.  Artwork is typically more expensive when pristine, but this week a trashed piece of art jumped in value.  Not everything has to add up, but if the stories make for a good episode then all is well.

Electric rental scooters have been showing up in cities all around the country, and love em or hate em it appears they may be here to stay.  We learn a bit more about the Bird, and we also bear witness to a pretty sneaky way to create a hometeam sports fan.

Lightning and rain is typically the enemy of good golf, but this week we find out that it really only affects one of us.  Rain on a golf course can also lead to longer hours at the clubhouse bar, but not necessarily an all night party, for that you may have to venture out.

Football season is back and it is getting us hyped up for the wrong reasons.  We celebrate a wedding and a couple birthdays, and learn two things: A sack is a sack, and you can't talk at Van Morrison.

This week Hurricane Florence blew into the Carolina's and with it a steady flow of visitors to the surrounding states.  One of these refugees was our friend Sean from Nectar Sunglasses, and he has some big news on the horizon, and we aren't just talking about sunglasses.

Many of us have been in hurricane prep mode this week, and because of this the shelves are pretty bare which is keeping one VP pretty busy.  Elon Musk is reeling from his past week and learning that it can be hard to be the cool or funny guy and maintain solid executive status.  Here in the Pallet House we fall prey to marketing twice this week as we choke down salty ham and bad beer.  Stay safe my friends.

Loopholes may be controversial, but they do have their place in society.  Riverboat casinos have obviously figured out to work these angles.  Getting fired from your job could also have a brightside if you work the loophole of recording why you were let go.  Even Thanos may have created job openings despite his bad deeds.

This week we get a late night show recorded live from Beth Page Camp Resort.  We answer the tough questions like, "What is the difference between a gas and electric golf cart?"  Yeah, the tough questions.