In which the PM examines his soul and asks Ben for advice and Melania considers her options.

In which the PM invades a Leicestershire classroom and the Morgans and Shroves contemplate their off-springs’ antics.

In which the Shroves have their work cut out trying to passify their daughter over, well, everything.

In which Potty and Mandy’s secret holiday location is discovered.

The PM plans a union-saving holiday, Mandy agrees to forego luxury and Ben continues his purge.

Nightmares abound for William Gaunt and Ben but Potty’s waistline is diminishing and Mandy continues nesting at Chequers.

In which William Gaunt learns how soon chickens come home to roost and the Winchesters are blown away.

In which Anoushka Blackwell, Gregory Epstein’s former madam, is read the riot act, the highest civil servant in the land is sent packing and Sassy has another melt-down.

In which Trump thumps WHO, Sassy Sparkle meets her match and Prince Rupert appreciates the wisdom of his father’s advice, but too late.

In which Prince Markus’s wife tries to lighten his mood by lowering the tone.