8th grader charged with felony for using $2 bill. Common sense classes return to schools. Why are there so many Muslims in Michigan? Does AI porn count as real porn? We view the trailer for "Good Boy". CC fills us in on which American Horror Series were best. Stoney's tales of a hotel clerk.

Big E's struggle with body dysmorphia. We learn all about the Rutles. Elvis ain't dead. He's a preacher. The history of Pink Floyd. Dating advice from CC. Will we see Predator vs Ewoks?

The Cthulu rabbits are among us!The aliens are coming, are we scared?Is gay marriage on the chopping block?

Ern explains AI to Big E. A recap of Dangerous D's birthday. Would you sacrifice your pet to a zoo? Ern rates the local chicken joints. Is this REALLY the worst song ever?

A whole slew of celebrity deaths to cover. Chris Logan joins us and regales us with tales of meeting celebrities. Are the aliens coming with hostile intentions? Where is Julian Brown? Not one, but TWO pizza stories!

People are losing the everloving minds. Ern recounts his Alaskan adventure. We have a special guest join us. Doc reveals the first ten video aired on MTV>

We touch on the Texas flooding. Where we want to end up when we pass on. Ern gives an unbiased review of Domino's stuffed crust. Celebrities we lost this week and what we are currently watching.

Carnival cruise lines is trying to clean up their act. Who do you think packed more for the cruise, Ern or C-Money? An introspective on what is considered "Pop punk". We think we come up with a great vacation concept. What we're looking forward to during prime days.

How the hell did people survive this heat before AC>

Ern succumbs to the heat. People keep setting off TSA detectors with their rotten crotches. We debate whether or not having a sexual relationship witha transgender person makes you gay or not. We really can't roosta like we used ta. The Diddy verdict is in! We partake of Doc's infinite wisdom.