Thanksgiving recap. We celebrate the end of prohibition. Doc's new calendar for 2025. Ern may have to change cruise lines.

We're too excited for turkey day to stay on topic. A little f this, a little of that, with some Thanksgiving talk thrown in.

We ponder whether or not it is possible to fart in the Dead Sea. Ern is getting pumped for his Alaskan cruise. Tomato wine...would you drink it?

We get the puns out of our system early. Big E finally watched something. Top 20 movies that make men cry. We discover the Poohniverse.

Could the Boondocks be made today? Doc introduces us to Slacker Cats. Ern's new musical obsession. What is a Hawaiian Hotspot? How much of a stoner are you? Yay! Sportsball talk!

We look back on the election results. Y'all quit being so dramatic, no one is coming for you. Redneck who will NOT freebase cocaine. Big E releases the SBD 9000. Doc remembers the Alamo.

Is trunk-or-treating overrated? The Dow chemical dope festival. Even the Amish are endorsing Trump. Ern reviews the new Beetlejuice. Does insurance cover you if you do something stupid?

Doc heads into the final week of his campaign. What we've been doing to get into the Halloween soirit. Would using seawater in a waterpipe cause a fishy flavor? Remembering Teri Garr. Ern learns all about a basket massage.

Doc doubles down on his campaign. The sex toy double standard. Gandalf was a crappy "wizard". The pros and cons of Mexican sci-fi. Top 11 influential singers.

Doc receives some "interesting" catalogs. The nuances of porn. Our next tattoos. Which catalog has the best underwear ads. Elvira shuts down a military base. Homecoming pranks. Ern visited the Asian market and brought back some goodies for us.