Ever get an insurance story from a “friend of a friend” and it somehow ends with “and then they didn’t pay”? Dennis and Stephanie unpack what a bad day in insurance really looks like—when it’s just the telephone game, when it’s actually the carrier being… the carrier, and when you find out the “life insurance policy” is actually a life insurance… not-a-thing.
Also: alien abduction insurance is real, apparently goldfish surgery is real, and Dennis once paid $100 for a $7 rat to receive what can only be described as boutique medical care.
Plus, they get into why “cheap” coverage can be wildly expensive later, why higher liability limits make your insurance company suddenly develop motivation, and how one claim can turn into a whole bad year if you’re underinsured.
Chapters
00:00 - Welcome to Insurance Gone Wild… and apparently “hair”
00:23 - “Who is she?”: marriage, mystery hairs, and poor Brian
01:16 - What’s a “worst day in insurance” really look like?
02:14 - The telephone game: why claim stories never add up
03:34 - “Company X” and the roof claim fight you can set your watch to
04:32 - Plot twist: Company X actually pays a roof claim (everyone panics)
06:38 - Agents begging carriers: just do the right thing
07:23 - “Company Y” and the reputation faceplant (lawsuit talk)
08:19 - The “don’t pay claims” playbook and why cheap is… cheap
09:10 - Landlords vs. homeowners: who can afford to gamble?
10:28 - The $100 x 15 rental homes math moment
11:26 - The gut-punch call: “We had a death… what life policy do they have?”
12:57 - How much life insurance is enough (and why “some” beats “none”)
14:50 - Emotional whiplash: alien abduction is the next step, obviously
15:28 - Yes, alien abduction insurance is real (and the probing logistics)
17:32 - Pet insurance gets unhinged: goldfish surgery + Dennis’ rat IV saga
20:14 - The rat dies anyway (because of course it does)
22:48 - A million-dollar mustache: the barber’s worst nightmare
23:51 - Celebrity body-part insurance and what it actually covers
26:13 - Insuring lottery numbers?? Make it make sense
27:20 - Fraud corner: “I lost my car in my own garage”
28:44 - UK farmer insures cows for alien impregnation (sure, why not)
29:32 - Claims are like seeing a cop: even when you did nothing, you panic
32:27 - Why making a claim is just… a pain
32:59 - Lawsuits, state minimum limits, and why the company writes the check fast
34:35 - Why higher liability limits = the company fights harder (for themselves)
35:55 - Real talk: affordability, teen drivers, and why people drop limits
36:24 - Umbrella coverage + “don’t screw up, pal”
36:55 - Underinsured: turning a bad day into a bad year
37:02 - How to reach the show + “listen to what I’m trying to say” outro
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