Intergalactic Railroad

Wearing a raincoat is flying around in a plane

Made of a raincoat

But when you think of that

You hurt your mind

And you'll need a friend

To talk you down

Needing a friend to talk you down

Is food that comes from a pipe

But when you hate the food

That comes from a pipe

You will turn to drugs

To help you sleep

Turning to drugs to help you sleep

Will only lead to sleep

And sleeping is a gateway drug

To being awake, being awake, being awake again

Being awake is swimming around in a lake

Of the undead

And the undead are like

A bunch of friends

That demand constant attention

Demanding constant attention

Will only lead to attention

And once they have your attention

They use it to ask for attention

And once they have that attention

They use it to ask for attention

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What is the State? Fun-loving salesman Richard (Lee Kun-Hee) and Larry (Kim Jong-Un) are invited by their boss, Bernie, to stay the weekend at his posh beach house. Little do they know that Bernie is the perpetrator of a fraud they've uncovered and is arranging to have them killed. When the plan backfires and Bernie is killed instead, the buddies decide not to let a little death spoil their vacation. They pretend Bernie is still alive, leading to hijinks and corpse desecration galore.

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The world attempts to deepfake us, in retribution for us treating it like it's real. You can't eat pizza if you're made of light. Your host can pass a Turing test, but can he pass Voight-Kampff?

Here's a link. Is it real? How would you know? https://www.inputmag.com/tech/this-is-samsungs-neon-in-action

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Using music as an anthropological lens, we have determined the following: Cats have antimemetic qualities, as does the movie Cats. Eric Whittaker's chorus of 2000 youtubers means something, maybe. My shoes are on top of the world. Deepfake everything, because you can't fake good taste.

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Why is there darkness between stars? Because we live in a vast and empty parking lot. Ask the squid, they'll tell you. Big thanks to the agents in the field, pulling the threads and following up on the leads, making this story come together.

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Down a gravity well without a paddle, your host attempts to build a habitat from local materials. Facing a ferocious multi-level marketing campaign, and worn down by the merciless human environment, your host is defeated and swallowed by a gibbering death god of home and beauty products.

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The Intergalactic Railroad welcomes you, Listener, and each individuality subsumed within your vastness. We enjoy you, even as you provide evidence of your enjoyment of us. Cangratulations, babe.

Its all very reasonable if you look at things rationally. The bearded stone waits, dreaming on the far side of the moon.

"He puts his foot here,

Throwing shoes is violence. The Ideology Machine is bad. Absolutely do not take legal advice from this podcast. If you are listening, you almost certainly can not legally purchase firearms in California, Oregon, or Idaho.