20. Back on our BullshitOur heroes awake after four years to find a world in turmoil.  Who can save it?  Not these rambling idiots.  What CAN they do?  Well, talk about single life, married life,...

19. The Perks of Being a Cyclops

Paint, cake and things we hate.  What about hair?  Joe cares.  His skin?  Not like a fin?  Ok, no more rhymes.  Portland is covered in mold and Joe can probably fix...

18. Kayak-Man.  

What up, daughter?  In this show, Kellee paints, Joe dies in Spelunky, Juan Pablo gets called a dick and Uber is named a bag of douche.

Also, Joe gets weird about nips, Kellee loves...

17. Levis 501 Cat Sex.  

In this show: Joe practices childhood sorcery, Kevin Spacey is murdering people and Kellee finds a douchebag blogger.  Also: menstruation, shakes of the shamrock variety, and...

16. Almond Cowlicks

In this show: Kellee’s movin’, Joe went boozin’, and Brock is still snoozin’.  Also: Bletblue, bangs, godly hi-fives, outrunning a tiger on an airplane, and demon yawns.

15. Noodlecock Appledick

All aboard the struggle bus!  On this show: Allergies suck, curse words are cool, Aziz Ansari is funny, Bruno Mars has hair, and my car is covered in a salty load.

14. Unethical Giraffe Fights

On this week’s show: Literally everthing, annoying drunks, manipulative girl scouts, Mitt Romney, sick boyfriends, and cheeseburger buttholes.

13. A Silent Haircut  

Joe and Kellee discuss Austin, criminally awkward haircuts, boning with socks on, and gummy worms all while sipping some coffee over brunch.  Then things get gross.  Featuring...

12. Express Yourself  

In their grossest episode yet, Joe & Kellee swap puke stories, Taylor Swift, “me” time, Taco Bell’s definition of a Nacho, and doggie butt glands.

Theme song: Sleeper Agent “Get...

Episode 11: A Head of Many Tongues

Back from a holiday break, Joe and Kellee discuss awkward family moments, dogs making messes, moving out, adding a third, Miley Cyrus’ concave buttphone, and tongues...