Internet Friends

10. The Power of Heart

In a slightly “real”-er episode, Joe and Kellee break down MySpace Surveys, paying for MTV, Religion (oh man), Cinnabon, self-worth after college, and then explore Captain...

9. Mulanhantas

Shivering in the dead of winter, Joe and Kellee discuss incredible albums, Kevin McCallister, sexism, and ultimately determine why snow sucks.  Also, Joe is a Disney idiot.

8. Bubblegum Dick

On this week’s show: Food children, stoned teenagers, snobbish wine, green bean casserole, homeless boyfriends, and awful bubblegum.

Theme Song: Sleeper Agent - “Get Burned”

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7. Wizard Potential

Bracing their guts for Thanksgiving, Kellee and Joe discuss awkward parents, life as an emotionless brick, Lady Gaga, deep-fried fingers and sex-deprived magic powers.

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6. Parsley and Me

On this week’s show, Joe relives his texting mistakes, Kellee hates a common Italian herb, and a majestic glittery creature is discovered.

Theme Song Credit: Sleeper Agent - Get...

Episode 5: A Weird Massage

Our intrepid hosts once again find themselves conversing; this time, about spas, psychics, Bagel Bites, Tim Riggins, peeing in the shower, and beds made of people.

4. A Starbucks Existential Experience

Staring into the dark, cold abyss of the night sky, our hosts ponder the reality-shattering questions.  Then they drink some absinthe and go to Hogwarts.

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3. Hangoverween

Tired and weary, our hosts discuss Halloween parties, olden days of the “bar scene,” Kaiju-fighting robots, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, and whether or not being an ant is all it’s...

2. Stacks of Hands

Now with segments!  We discuss white-tailed deer, ThoughtCatalog, Los Angeles, American Horror Story, hands, Pokémon and embarrassing internet crush stories.    

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Episode 1: A Socially Awkward Genesis

In which our heroes, Joe and Kellee, embark on a socially awkward technological adventure. Apologies for the audio quality. Contains spoilers for Breaking Bad,...