Intro To X

Unfortunately the X-Files is back, fortunately DJ J-Jonny-jon Pope is here to help us discuss Episode 11x01 – “My Struggle III” which is an interesting title considering part II didn’t happen, but apparently neither did a lot of things. But at least American Hero Jeffrey Spender is back in action and saving the world any way he can.

We did it! We survived all of the X-Files! Join us for one last time… for now, as we discuss stats, scores, monsters, and upsetting fanfiction.

Ian is here to help us discuss the nonsensical final episode of the X-Files, 10x06 – “My Struggle II” wherein Chris Carter still refuses to understand the concept of DNA. Einstein and Miller make desperate attempts to keep the plot going and Joel McHale delivers the worst lines of dialogue ever imagined. American Hero Monica Reyes is back in the mix and drunk as ever.

Ian and Michael David join us for 10x05 – “Babylon” an episode about the fears of old white dudes before Herr Trump rode in on his great white horse to save them. Basically Mulder and Scully try to talk to a dead terrorist. It’s absolute garbage.

Michael David is here to help us discuss 10x04 – “Home Again” wherein graffiti OR a sculpture comes alive to thwart people that want to shelter the homeless. Also a prime opportunity for Kristen Cloke is given away to a weirdo that can never fill her shoes.

DJ J-Jon-Jonathon and Chris are here to help us discuss the wacky Darin Morgan penned10x03 – “Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster” in which an everyday happy lizard-man is cursed by podcast rival Kumail Nanjiani also a cute dog gets snatched!

Chris and Will are here to help us discuss 10x02 – “Founders Mutation” where we are treated to a story about mutants and family that completely falls apart in retrospect. No unlike the whole William plot. Also a cat gets what it deserves.

Will joins us as we stare into the abyss of Season 10. We say hello and goodbye to poor lil’ Scoops. Meet an Alex Jones metaphor and marvel at the lack of anything happening. Also Scully now spends her time putting ears on kids that don’t have them.

Amanda and Matt join us to discuss the second film “The X-Files: I Want To Believe” In which Chris Carter tries to make us sympathize with a magical child molester… seriously. The fears of a middle-aged heterosexual male baby boomer are on full display. Also apparently everybody forgot that Mulder broke out of prison where he was on death row for murder.

Michael David and Pat join us for 9x19 “The Truth’ as we close out the original run of this show the only way Chris Carter could, with a boring clip show that pretends to put the pieces together but fails to do a damn thing. We learn that Mulder has been bunking with everyone's favorite chess champ from the Philippines whilst Spender was saving the entire goddamn world.