Intro To X

Matt is here to help us discuss 9x18 “Sunshine Days’ Where we’ve never been closer to The Truth. It’s the penultimate episode of the X-Files so clearly it’s going to be about The Brady Bunch. Ben Linus is the most pathetic sadsack ever and everyone else is crazy drunk this week.

Pat joins us to discuss 9x17 “Release’ In which Robert Patrick has all the acting chops. We meet the biggest creep ever and also a mob connected child murderer. Apparently the FBI has really loosened their recruitment screenings post 9/11. We say goodbye to Follmer and everyone’s favorite drunk is bonkers.

DJ J-Jon-Jonnny Jonathon and Chris are here to discuss the beautiful tapestry that is 9x16 “William’ Wherein Scully is the worst mom ever with the most questionable logic ever. Despite the unending supply of bullshit that is thrown at him American Hero Jeffrey Spender saves the world yet again. William moves to Brimleytown.

Mila and Will join us for the secret final episode of The Lone Gunmen 9x15 “Jump the Shark’ in which the creators pay more respect to a half-hearted garbage one season spinoff than they ever even thought about doing with Millennium. At least Morris Fletcher is back to scheme and scam.

Join us for 9x14 “Scary Monsters’ The human equivalent to nails on a chalkboard, Leyla Harrison, returns to ruin everyone’s weekend. Dogget fails his test to join the Federal Bureau of Imagination but succeeds in punching a hole through a man. In the end everyone avoids getting sent to the cornfield and we still have no idea why he buried a mirror.

Chris and Matt are here for 9x13 "Improbable" in which Burt Reynolds is God and Reyes is a drunk Fraggle. Chris Carter half-asses his way into a not-musical that is complete nonsense. Mi fa cagare!

Dan joins us for the wacky adventure 9x12 "Underneath" In which Sheriff Root is so Christian he transubstantiates into an evil Jesus murderer with a screw driver. Also we meet the world's creepiest lawyer and wish Robin Williams had more screen time in the episode.

Jozie joins us for this jaunt into the Twilight Zone in Episode 9x11 – “Audrey Pauley” Reyes leans an important lesson about drinking and driving and Doggett goes bonkers in his quest to stop the most obvious villain ever. Also Dogs > Cats. #ScienceFact

John Doggett, Jim Rockford, Mike Pinocchio, and Elliot from E.T. join together to present the “true story” of Travis Walton’s abduction by aliens. We discuss this 1993 cinematic classic and the other bonkers claims from terribly titled book “The Walton Experience” that somehow didn’t quite make it into the film.

We continue onward with Chris Carter’s last minute half-assery in Episode 9x10 – “Providence" wherein nothing reasonable happens. Teliko helps Scully find secret passages and people possibly try to surf on a spaceship. Also this prophesy makes no sense.