Intro To X

We get together under a full moon to discuss the 1985 Stephen King classic “Silver Bullet” in which Gary Busey is best/worst creepo uncle ever who makes as many if not more attempts to kill Corey Haim than the werewolf he's been harassing via the U.S. Postal System. Also someone is using this in their reel to audition for King Lear.

Join us for 7x15 – “En Ami” in which Gillian Anderson gets kidnapped by a lecherous old creep with ulterior motives. We all feel bad for the head of the terrorist organization that was catfished by George and are very curious to see the cut scenes from this ep.

Grab your popping corn and enjoy Episode 7x14 – “Theef” A super creepy tale of vengeful herda hada majicks being unleashed against the greatest guy ever. We also encounter not only the worlds worst landlord but also the worst daughter ever and Thumbs-Up Dog get's a job on Sesame Street.

Chris attempts to join us before the harsh realm swallows him whole as we discuss 7x12 – “X-Cops” in which we meet our new favorite characters but get robbed of the chance to meet a wasp-man. Harsh Ream 1x08 “garbage o'clock: countdown to cancellation” was broadcast. Also we get the most questionable email ever.

Will and Mike are for sexist video game nonsense on 7x13 – “First Person Shooter” an episode that breaks new ground for incompetence and bumbling ineptitude in the fields of writing and directing. Also why is she sleeping? Harsh Ream 1x09 “Donezo: The Final Indignity” is the last one.

Remember those grieving parents suspected of killing their children and leaving spooky ransom notes? Neither does Chris Carter. But luckily we get yet another resolution to the Samantha Mulder story that we've been told we're supposed to care about in 7x11 – “Closure” Now with 500% more star rapturing? Harsh Ream 1x07 “42 wasted minutes of our lives” is...

We say goodbye to Teena Mulder (hopefully for good this time) in 7x10 – “Sein und Zeit” Mulder is a selfish prick that delays a kidnapping case so as to make sure the world continues to revolve around himself. We try to figure out what the fuck a walkl-in is and Harsh Ream 1x06 “Somehow still being broadcast” occurred.

Evangeline and Alex join us for a real “Oh no… Copperheads!!” situation in 7x09 – “Signs and Wonders” in which Mulder and Scully meet The Devil who is a snake… again. And a grip of creepo Jeezos deliver snake babies. We question how eyeballs work in Harsh Ream 1x05 “More of the Same - Part 7” which, believe it or not, was actually put on television.

Heidi and DJ Jon Jonny J Jonathon are here to help us discuss 7x08 – “The Amazing Maleeni” Wherein some asshole magicians pull a heist, Mulder sends an innocent man to prison, and Scully continues to have the worst taste in men. Harsh Ream 1x04 “Enter Shitty Title Here” is somehow even less significant than usual.

DJ Jon Jonny J Jonathon joins us for the return of Donny Pfaster in 7x07 – “Orison”. In which Scully hears a song three times thus proving ??? majicks? Reverend Hershal drills a hole in his head to get hypnosis powers as part of a plan to murder murderers for Baby Jeezo. Harsh Ream 1x03 “Title I Still Can't Be Bothered to Look Up” is a complete waste of time.