Intro To X

Chris and John Pavlich join us for 6x19 “The Unnatural” in which we are all shocked to learn that David Duchovny is competent at something. Brad makes an impassioned plea for old-fashioned traditional values. Millennium 3x16 “Saturn Dreaming of Mercury” is more disturbing the longer you think about it as Lucy Butler tries to show up Frank by going through Jordan.

Michael David and Amanda join us to grieve for those poor 30 yr old teenage virgins and Claire as we discuss the blatantly Chris Carter written 6x18 “Milagro”. Millennium 3x15 “Forcing The End” has Hollis save Drusilla's baby from a Jewish doomsday cult.

Jonathon joins us for 6x17 “Trevor” the story of a poor man beaten down by the anti-man femanazi system who gains the power to walk through walls and find clothes that fit and the dishonorable woman who doesn't know her place. Millennium 3x14 “Matryoshka” takes us back to 1945 to learn about a Jekyll and Hyde/Incredible Hulk Monster and J. Edgar Hoover's interaction with the Millennium Group.

Alirio helps us make sense of 6x16 “Alpha” in which a weredog shapeshifter mails himself to himself as a possible insurance fraud scheme? Also Scully is jealous of a werido Mulder met in a dog fetishist chatroom. Millennium 3x13 “Antipas” brings back Lucy Butler who Freddy Kruger rapes Frank.We also learn that Frank Black does not abide hedge mazes.

Chris and Paul join us to discuss 6x15 "Arcadia" in which a gated community is patrolled by a straight up Trash Heap Garbage Monster. In Millennium 3x12 "The Sound of Snow" Detective Sandwich returns to help out when Frank has to deal with visions of Catherine due to whale songs and white noise.

For the first time ever an episode of The X-Files feels repetitive for a reason. For the “TWILIGHT ZONE” inspired 3x14 "Monday" we are joined by Matt and Mila who wouldn't dare compare it to “Groundhog Day.” In Millennium 3x11 "Collateral Damage" Spike almost kills Peter Watts' daughter but is thwarted with the help of real-life-Frohike Art Bell.

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow! You cataracts and hurricanoes! We hunker down with Will and Matt to investigate 6x13 "Agua Mala" in which water turns into a tentacle monster. Millennium 3x10 "Borrowed Time" is rad but also supes confusing.

Gabby and Jonathon join us as we gather to pay our respects to an American Hero, Champion of the taxpayer, and National Treasure: Jeffrey Spender and discuss 6x12 "One Son". The mythology continues to make no sense at all and Mulder kills another citizen for no reason. On Millennium 3x09 "Omerta" it's time for a kooky Christmas with Wood Nymphs.

Alirio and Heidi join us for 6x11 "Two Fathers". It's the mythology episode Claire has been begging for! Thrill at the minutes of valuable screen time devoted to an unnecessary exposition monologue! Marvel at the most racially uncomfortable writing sense the last time Chris Carter dared to have a black person in one of his scripts! Rage at the injustices heaped upon Jeff Spender: Champion of the Taxpayer! Agonize over the puzzle of why this episode is called "Two Fathers". In Millennium 3x08 "Human Essence" Hollis has to clear her name and rescue her illegitimate junkie half-sister from a terrible plot.

Evangeline and Will join us to discuss 6x10 "Tithonus" in which Scully goes on adventure, with the guy who isn't Ryan Reynolds but might be from the 1940s, to track down a guy that might be from the 1840s. She then becomes immortal by acting like a J.J. Abrams apologist and ignoring lens flare. Millennium 3x07 "Through a Glass, Darkly" is a super creepy episode that takes us back to the salad days of season one.